So we've been encouraged to purchase a glove puppet
to help when teaching. I am now looking at hundreds of awesome puppets online. I am quite excited by this is as it's a legitimate excuse to be foolish. Is there anything you still do as an adult that is childish?

alternatively when was the last time you felt like a kid again?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:46, 38 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Drink driving?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

how is drink driving childish?
It's stupid but not in anyway childlike.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

like

You nonce.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I'm watching Spongebob Squarepants while I work :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

This has got fuck all to do with your thread but I'm confident you'll appreciate this mate
You may already be aware that various online sources - even vaguely reliable ones like the Guardian - are reporting that Wayne Rooney has had quite enough of the tabloid press/not being paid £150,000 a week/Alex Ferguson's fucking face and has declared he won't sign a new contract, prompting everyone in the world to assume that Real Madrid will try to sign him in January.

About two hours later, this made me absolutely piss myself laughing;

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/spanish-prostitutes-order-new-fitted-kitchens-201010183170/
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

that is brilliant.
I must say the new man utd and liverpool show has been very entertaining so far. And Bristol City being shit is great too.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I was expecting to take enormous pleasure in Liverpool being shit
but like most English football fans I have a huge soft spot for Roy Hodgson. He was always going to need time to get the team playing his way, I just hope the new owners don't chuck him and bring in Klinsmann or someone equally famous but unaware of how the Premiership works. Fundamentally I do really hope they get relegated though. It'd be too funny for words. Van der Sar's handling on Saturday did brighten my weekend considerably
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Roy is great but he has a shit squad and his only stars don't want to be there.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

True enough
No idea why Torres didn't move in the summer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

cause he had a shit world cup and looks wank so far.
however I thought Man City would have him. I would love Arsenal to get him, fab might stay then.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

They could easily end up doing a Newcastle
New owners throw out experienced manager having tough start, bring in famous old player with little experience - hello Championship.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Fuck off Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I like Rovers.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

You also like driving under the influence.
Which makes you a bigger cunt than me.

Seriously, don't start on the football, my team are in a relegation battle and even if we win our next game, we'll still be in the bottom three
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

stop it now! I understand. Or i'll start posting videos of David James.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

What do you understand?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

that you keep banging on about drink driving.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Well you shouldn't have been such a massive boasting idiot about it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

boast? I didn't boast. I fully admit it was a stupid thing to do.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

You mentioned it on at least three seperate occassions

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Doesn't equate to boasting. And I'm not the one who keeps bringing it up
Have I once said it was a cool thing to do? no. Stop clutching at straws to have a dig and go fuck yourself.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I still can't comprehend why you would even mention it on b3ta
were you expecting anyone to go "cool work there bobbo"

Also Jeff called you a cunt and you didn't tell him to go fuck himself :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

No of course I didn't, I didn't really think to be honest.
I didn't tell Jeff to go fuck himself because as much as he is giving me a hard time about it he isn't just doing it because it's me. You on the otherhand are. Otherwise you would have said something yesterday.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

If anyone on here admitted to drink driving I'd call them a fucking idiot
I was busy yesterday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

consider me informed, now leave it alone.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Whilst working out who Jeff supports I saw something very disconcerting on the BBC Sport website
Apparently chief sheep-shagger and all-round fuckwit Robbie Savage hopes that his 600 career appearances can help to inspire young footballers. What. The. Fuck?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

You should see my Mum
She's knitted loads of stuff that my sister (who works as a teaching assistant) and her daughter (currently doing teacher training) have used in the classroom. My neice was particularly praised on one placement for the imaginative use of teaching materials when using set of people from different professions that my Mum had slaved over like an Adidas sweatshop worker.
(Cave Duck, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

That's the way to do it. I am going to make some for sure
but want one main one who commands attention. I like this fella. But b3tards won't work so I'll put a link instead. It's the red dragon.
www.thepuppetcompany.com/products.php?m=19&s=x
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

May not be suitable for reception class.

(Cave Duck, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I know that's what I'm thinking now.
I have found some good generic animals but wanted something with a bit of character.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

You are Mr. Garrison fron South Park AICMFP

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

hahahahhahahahah

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KLNGD2/ref=asc_df_B000KLNGD21096424/?tag=dealtimecouk-toys-delta-21&creative=22110&creativeASIN=B000KLNGD2&linkCode=asn

It makes a noise like the bird in UP!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

there website seems to be the best.
I like the monster ones but not sure if appropriate.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Maybe we should do
a "puppet bash" next time, and only talk through our puppets (at least until we are drunk and can't manage anymore)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I would love that. Probably far too much.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

You never know
There are very strange people here who might like it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I wish now
I could tell my mum that I'm feeling poorly and she allowed me to stay at home watching cartoons all day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)