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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I used to be a catalogue model you know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
orly??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)
Yeah!
Plumbers tools bi monthly.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
did you just call him a bi tool??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Yes : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
he seems to be ignoring you. shout!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
YES!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Bi tool?
This is the first time I have been called this. Do I take it as a compliment?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
the stark simplicity of this answer
made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
So...you were...insulting me?
I thought we were DnB buddies or something.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)
I'm a fickle woman.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)
so.......
just a woman then, aye?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)
yarly
I modelled for Tribalectic, honour.co.uk, Grattan, Saga and Kays.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)
really really?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)
I'm too short for catwalk
And these days, all my manager will put me forward for are Just For Men, and Arran Knitwear.

I'm a shadow of my former dashing self.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
if true this is quite impressive
i might have to be nicer to you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
You just want discount on a twin-set from the Freemans book.
'I'm not paying £1.27 a week for 120 weeks' thinks Swipe.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Some times you make me LOL

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
It's rare though, isn't it Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)
Not rare.
Just welcome when it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)
Thanks very much.
(Starts a Blousie laughter chart, awards self first gold star)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
note the "sometimes"
i did
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
What are you most offended by Swipe?
The fact I suggested you'd want a twin-set from Freemans, or the fact I suggested you'd buy in on the 'never-never'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)
i really don't know
it was a double stealth missile, that's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)
*BEAMS WITH PRIDE*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)
You mean stalk me more.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
i'd be a shit stalker
i can hardly turn on a laptop never mind use it to find you!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)
You are doing it RIGHT NOW
Now please please stop.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)
fine
you are officially on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
LIES ON THE INTERNET

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)
sssssssssh.
ignoreboy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)
lies on the internet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

ignoreboy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)

lies on the internet
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)
you can move this downstairs again now
it's too far over to the right and it hurts my eyes reading your waffle one letter at a time
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)
DO IT YOURSELF

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)
sometimes
on the very rare occasions when a man won't put out, a girl has no choice.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)
Beggars can't be choosers and all that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)
i never beg

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)
Lies.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)
i'd be a shit stalker you say
I agree, it took you over a year to find out that someone had stalked a shit out on your spare room carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)
urgh
will you stop reminding me already, makes me want to drive over to kingston and kill her!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Hahahaha
Easy pickings.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
At what age did you model?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

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