What band had you gone to see?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Zero 7.
His bleedin idea, then ignored the band in order to put his arms round me, balance his chin on my head, and generally impede my movement and gig enjoyment.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:23, Reply)

How fucking short was he?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:23, Reply)

He was very tall, actually
God knows how he contorted himself. I may have had my gig platforms on, but still, I'm small.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:26, Reply)

So he balanced his head on your chin?
Hang on. I've read that again. Sorry. I've got that wrong.

I'm a divvy.

Sorry. As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:27, Reply)

Haha ya numpty

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:27, Reply)

I had visions of you being 9ft tall
And going out with a bloke who was only good for wiping the skirting boards over ever week!

How are you Roots? Had a nice day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:29, Reply)

I am not Gulliver and I did not have sexual relations with that Lilliputian
I really didn't. We only dated for a couple of weeks.
My day has been tiring but rewarding. My new cousin likes me. I'm good at making him burp.
How's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:32, Reply)

I'm okay cheers.
So what first name has your new cousin been given?

(I really hope it's the same as a Bay City Roller).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)

His name is Luca.
And he actually lives on the second floor.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:35, Reply)

Brilliant.
Yes I think that I've seen him before.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:43, Reply)