Practice with beanbags first.
For the love of God, please, think of the babies!
They will get vomit on you no matter what way you hold them. Especially if it's a stealth one.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Stealth vomit
nice.

I think I will need to take some kind of baby class before I have one. Although the benefits seem plentiful, I'm having to do all the office manager's work today because she's gone home for the second day in a row because her baby has a cold.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

There are benefits
But you can't just go "Hey, let's go out tonight!" or "Hmmm, I think I'll sleep from midnight until noon tomorrow..." or "Ooh, I fancy Paris. This weekend."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

True, I'm just bitter about all the benefits new mums seem to get at work
I know that taking care of a baby is really hard work, but sometimes it seems like we non-breeders get punished for it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

You see
I think it would be criminal to leave an animal dying or ill or in pain. So if my tigger is ill, I can't just leave him. Nobody would. But this would get me into trouble with work.
If it's a HUMAN baby, oh it's fine. Who would even walk past a sick animal though? That's what I don't like.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

That's true
they don't make any noise when they vom. Sometimes you don't notice it until much later and you're on a bus or whatever and you think "Where's that smell of sick coming from? Oh, it's me!"
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

right I'm never holding a baby
I'm going to get a Swedish au pair.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Wiggy will love you forever!

(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)