Fuck off Bert?

(Cave Duck, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

erm, pay attention 007
the fact I've been here 8 years would make it a fairly epically long-winded trolling ruse, no?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

You've been doing very well
Clever plan; very clever.

We know who you are now, though. No need to hide anymore.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

If I were that clever, m'dear
I'd devote all of my attentions to other things than b3ta. Much though I love you all, obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I think you're like the dolphins
So clever, so clever that decide to spend their time on fun things rather than working.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I spent all morning in a meeting with Norwegians
and they didn't harpoon me, so my disguise must be excellent. I do now have to go to Tromso or however the fuck you spell it to talk about algae and biofuel though. Not clever enough to get out of that, was I?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I bet
Dolphins spend hours talking about algae, though.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I bet they've already sussed how to up the levels of trigylceride expression
optimise the trans-esterification reaction and deal with the substandard levels of light exposure in northern europe. The devious finned fuckers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

All that while
swimming, singing, and being cool all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

It's part of the auto-defence system
You used the trigger word "kilt"
(Cave Duck, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Fuck Off Bert

(Cave Duck, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Oops, there it goes again.

(Cave Duck, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

He's not Scotch, is he?
Fucking hell. It's bad enough up here as it is.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I don't think it's really fair to say that all scottish people engage in sexual intercourse with their underage half sisters.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

no, I agree. That would be generalising.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

But I think it's safe to say that there is at least a percentage who fall under that description.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I think he has some Scottish connection, or perhaps he posted a photo of himself wearing a kilt.
Or perhaps it's all an elaborate way of covering up the fact that I'm actually Bert. I'm confused.

Fuck Off Me!
(Cave Duck, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)