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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fashion thread.
What is everyone wearing to the bash?

If you're not going then what is your usual outfit for going out for the night?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:20, 220 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Clothes
I'll wear jeans and a top probably. Right now I couldn't be bothered to dress up for anything
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)
Not even some SEXY S&M GAMES???!!?1

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
too soon?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Sorry
still a tiny bit angry. But yeah jokes are fine. It was my own fault I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Yeah, totally sounds like your fault.
I think we can all agree on that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)
They're not sexy
and it fucking well wasn't worth taking time over my appearance
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Well, I thought I'd make an effort
which is likely to involve a dress and boots. Normally I just wear jeans and a tshirt and look incredibly scruffy.
(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Mmmm...
It's too cold for a dress, don't you think?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)
Only for your little Spanish internal heating system.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Hahaha
No, really, it's getting quite cold now. Look:

www.weather.com/weather/tenday/UKXX0085
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is what COATS are for
layers are the key; I will probably have something else on underneath or over it.
(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Yes, a coat helps
Thick trousers help even more. Brrrr I don't know how people can grow in here. I'm already getting all SAD and that. At least I'm going to the sun very soon.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Depends on what the night out is likely to involve.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Anal sex?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)
In which case I'd wear a single breasted suit
With side-vents.

The side vents are very important.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)
Good call.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Trousers and a t-shirt
and a lot of jumpers, a coat, hat, gloves and scarf. Unless you tell me we're going clubbing, then I'll try to get on something sexier, but warm.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)
I'm not going
but rest assured, I will be in my pants whilst I'm at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)
I have a little routine before I go out.
I have lots of nice clothes which I try on one by one and then plump for the usual favorite jeans and black t-shirt.

But I will be wearing my awesome coat.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)
the artifical fur one?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)
Yes.
TGB won't be able to leave me alone : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Yeah, it's the coat that's the problem there.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
good call then :)
I'm tempted by a dress, but a dress means heels. Don't think I'm going clubbing afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
G'wan
wear a dress!
(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)
I am tempted to
but it might seem a bit too dressy for just the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Yeh', but if you just wear jeans, then yo'd be to jeany, and if you wear trousers you'll be to trousery.
lol, I'm so witty.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
if you wear the dress I'll wear the skirt
I'm a bit scared of looking like I got lost on my way to the ballet
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Tell us more
About the coat of many colours awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
It's fake fur leopard and lovely to stroke.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
You are Bet Lynch
And that's yet another fiver you owe me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
I've always shied away from getting a fake fur coat in the past because I'm quite big.
But I love it. It's very fake and fun.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Enough about that.
Gimme the fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
I'll owe it you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Fair enough.
It runs into the hundreds now, you know that yes?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)
I'm sure we can settle the account in some way or another.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
A pair of tan speedo's and a wink

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)
Hopefully with the 'S' still attached.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
All the lettering has worn off and the gussett has almost perished completely

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I wear black dresses of varying styles for almost everything
Unless it's summer and I'm being floaty and colourful, or unless I'm wearing my red dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Probably, as Bert so nicely put it, I'll be dressed like
"Sigourney Weaver in one of those old shirts you used to wear as an apron at playschool"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Yes, but isn't your entire wardrobe
simply variations on that theme?
(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Silver Speados, turtle wax and a very big smile.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Are speados what dodgy school swimming instructors wear?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
I bought knock off ones, the 's' fell off while I was getting out the deep end.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

the deep end a Year 4.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I'm not bashing. I'm sure, though challenging, you'll cope.
But assuming it's on Saturday I'll be resplendent in my kilt elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Fuck off Bert?

(Cave Duck, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
erm, pay attention 007
the fact I've been here 8 years would make it a fairly epically long-winded trolling ruse, no?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
You've been doing very well
Clever plan; very clever.

We know who you are now, though. No need to hide anymore.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
If I were that clever, m'dear
I'd devote all of my attentions to other things than b3ta. Much though I love you all, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
I think you're like the dolphins
So clever, so clever that decide to spend their time on fun things rather than working.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
I spent all morning in a meeting with Norwegians
and they didn't harpoon me, so my disguise must be excellent. I do now have to go to Tromso or however the fuck you spell it to talk about algae and biofuel though. Not clever enough to get out of that, was I?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)
I bet
Dolphins spend hours talking about algae, though.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)
I bet they've already sussed how to up the levels of trigylceride expression
optimise the trans-esterification reaction and deal with the substandard levels of light exposure in northern europe. The devious finned fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)
All that while
swimming, singing, and being cool all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
It's part of the auto-defence system
You used the trigger word "kilt"
(Cave Duck, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Fuck Off Bert

(Cave Duck, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Oops, there it goes again.

(Cave Duck, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
He's not Scotch, is he?
Fucking hell. It's bad enough up here as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I don't think it's really fair to say that all scottish people engage in sexual intercourse with their underage half sisters.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)
no, I agree. That would be generalising.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)
But I think it's safe to say that there is at least a percentage who fall under that description.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I think he has some Scottish connection, or perhaps he posted a photo of himself wearing a kilt.
Or perhaps it's all an elaborate way of covering up the fact that I'm actually Bert. I'm confused.

Fuck Off Me!
(Cave Duck, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Friday, if you're in london it would be ace for you to come.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Sorry mate, I'm in the New Forest for a wedding.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
I think the pictures from this bash
are going to be most amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
I for one am already sporting a semi with anticipation.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
I only hope
they get posted somewhere other than Facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
They will be as I have a little surprise for someone.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
You're pregnant?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Yes and it's Berts.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
That's not a little surprise
that's a fur-lined, ocean-going catastrophe.

Are you his sister?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)
haha
I do like "fur lined, ocean going catastrophe"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)
*Imagines people suddenly being too busy to attend the bash*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
for the manc bash?
I'm hoping at least one of you is wearing a "B3tans here" sign.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Which Manc bash?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
having checked the calendar
the one that's not until December. It's been a long day.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Oh, ok
I won't go to that one, but some great people will. You'll have fun.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

There is another manc one?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
No.
I think you've both just confused each other.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
fair enough
I should probably have more coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
You'll recognize us by our awesomeness.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
fri night
i have skinny sparkly jeans over spiky high heeled patent boots and a little black cardigan with diamante buttons.

sat night i am in nottingham where they don't go out in jeans like everyone in london, so probably a black mini and my knee high patent black leather boots and a red top.

i am smug because my boss just lectured me about going to the gym too much and getting too thin too fast in the last couple of months... whilst this is sadly not true, at least the gym and the ass-toning trainers must be working a bit!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Sexy!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
probably sexier
before i squeeze my whaps into it, in all fairness!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
The Nottingham outfit sounds a bit
'Hooker chic' to me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
how very dare you
legs OR tits. so the red top is pretty demure. and the mini is not that short, only just above the knee.

better??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
this is true
can't have both out, bit like lips and eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)
unless you are scarlett johannsen.
which, needless to say, i am NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
doesn't even work with her
mind you I've got rubbish legs so I'm not complaining!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)
On behalf of men everywhere
Some legs are better than other legs, but no legs are rubbish legs.

Unless you're a massive heifer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Cankles is never a good look
but anything else we're happy with.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Not much.
Tartan mini and a white and blue sailor top?
Go on, make a happy man feel very old.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)
do you mean
make an old man feel very happy? cos that costs extra.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
No, just thinking about that makes me feel very old.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
A vegetable curry followed by an apple and an orange.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Wrong thread.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Wrong time to be posting a fashion thread.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
THERE IS NEVER A WRONG TIME FOR FASHION THREADS.
/Goks
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)
Oh - In that case....
Today I am wearing black flat-fronted trousers, a black cotton shirt, black Chelsea boots with matching black belt and socks. This used to look rather cool but with my greying hair I am starting to worry that I look like a pint of Guinness.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
You're partially right here
Tuna, prawns and coriander.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
That's going to be quite some outfit.

(Cave Duck, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
I know, I can't wait to wear it
I'm going to feel like Lady Gaga
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Hopefully, if I ever get it finished,
I'll be wearing a corset and a pair of black skinny jeans or a pencil skirt depending on how cold I'm feeling. I will be wearing my irregular choice tape measure shoes so hopefully we won't be traipsing up and down too much.

I usually decide what I'm wearing in the morning of a night out and then stick with it, I've never been a girl who tries on 20 different outfits, I usually leave it too late to even get ready properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Oh god, I love those
they even have a low heel version now, but I know I'd just never ever wear them :(
(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I'm going to ask you how big your feet are
about 30 times.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
I encourage everyone else who attends to do the same thing.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)
You scamp.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Why? Are they big?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
No it's because they have tape measures attached to them.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
A suit of armour
With a brushed graphite finish and a tartan pocket square.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
And spats.

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
I've got a meeting before so I might be in a suit
Otherwise trousers and shirt.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
I briefly considered
creating an homage to John Rotten's famous '(I hate) Pink Floyd' t-shirt, but with a David Jones twist, but then the extent of lolwakiness and 'look at me'ishness about the whole venture consigned it to the 'stupid ideas' bin. The whole process took about three seconds.

So it's back to the SS uniform plan, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
mmm
men in uniform
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
So jeans T-Shirt and your leather jacket then?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Er, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
You should go for a big collared shirt and pastel jumper combo.
You can get them in GAP
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
There is nothing wrong with pastel jumpers. There is plenty wrong with GAP

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I like GAP
they do nice jumpers
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)
I like the sound of this plan.
I'd look 'with it' and 'modern', wouldn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Yep, or as the kids call it l337

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
*writes this down*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)
don't forget
your 'authentic' wooden beads
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)
This is all great stuff folks, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Well you will be popular with the ladies then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
No change there, then.
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Raoul Moat tribute outfit
Army fatigues, camouflage paint and a couple of large guns.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
+ orange t shirt and fake tan.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
I may bring Gazza along with me for added authenticity

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)
Jeans and a shirt
probably one of the three nice shirts I own i.e. that were bought while I was being supervised by a woman, since I have appalling taste.

Although I wore one the other day that I bought on my own and got told it looked nice, so even a blind monkey occasionally finds a nut.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Female supervision
is a big benefit when clothes shopping, with the caveat that they expect you to conform to female shopping ideals rather than them conforming to male.

"I like this one"
"Well let's look in this shop as well"
"Why? I like this one"
"Well you might like another better"
"But I like this one"

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I did quite well at that
We just went in the one big store that was having a sale and I hung onto the good ones. Only took about 3 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I'd have been ready to kill
I hate shopping and can't stand crowds. Sales are not a good place for me to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I tolerated it
in the hope that I would end up looking less like a dorky spaz when I went out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Internet shopping.
It's the way of the future.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
But I won't know if it looks good or not
or are you suggesting I stop leaving the house? :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)
You try it on and keep it or return it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I read about that.
Those Africans really are barbaric aren't they?

How could they do such a thing to their women?

Oh, supervision...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
I will be wearing a David Bowie T-shirt
and a massive grin.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Steady now.
...or you might end up wearing an axe.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Who would axe me? Monty?
He wouldn't fucking dare.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
*Roger Moore eyebrow*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
: D

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Awww

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Gloves
No fingerprints that way...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
I am the layer king
usually, t shirt hoodie, t shirt, open check shirt, jacket, jeans or cotton trousers, flip flops or skate shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
but nobody cares as you're not going to the bash.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
The question was open to all, stop being such a cunt just because YOU hired a PAEDO
and your stuff got nicked. I don't like this side of you battered.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I am trying to bully you in to attending the bash.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Not this time.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I thought you were going?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)
No mate, Conflicting event combined with you, and Darth not going has left me meh about it.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
What have I got to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)
You're popular.
Didn't you know?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)
*checks popular page*
No I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
You're right.
Everyone hates you, because you're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
*BEAMS WITH PRIDE*
Being called a cunt by Monty is an honour.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
It's like an internet ASBO.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I need you to hold my hand
hand penis
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)
You've got your wanking glove to do that now.
What have you decided to call him?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Jeff by the sounds of it

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Dunno yet, bought three more this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
One on each hand
One on your cock and one in the wash?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
I was thinking for the kids to use, but I like your way.
One of them is a triceratops so there could be a way of having all four in play at once.........
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)
...and a electronic nonce tag.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)
The downside is that I'm not going
The upside is that I won't be burning anyone else's retinas!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Bumming their retsinas?
All Greek to me.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Burning my dear boy, burning.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
You are just a total glam supernova!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I'll probably wear whatever I drive down to London in / go round the market in
so I'll probably smell and people won't care what I'm wearing
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)
'Foul smelling' is the new 'black' says Badger...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Afternoon Badger.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Word up Jeff
*whispers* what's up with Bob he seems particulary cunty today
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
He's fine.
Leave him alone.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I've only just got here!
Haven't done anything
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
I'm guessing that
someone's stepped on his blue suede shoes, but this could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Lab's not here
nobody's going to post "no change there then".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Good afternoon Miss Badger.
How's tricks?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Yo Wooks
I am super excited about Friday. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I am knackered and grumpy due to tube failures, but all good otherwise.
Friday is going to rock.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
eating tube?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Yes.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
That urethra still playing up?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Also yes.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
jeans, reebok classics and a skanky breasty top innit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

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