Yeah, Kitty.
If you will insist on preserving your friends in salt water, do it somewhere else, OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What time are you going to the bash?
I have a feeling I'll be ridiculously early again.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I'm not sure whether I shall pop home first.
Unlikely, so maybe 7 o'clock? Then I can leave at 7:15.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Ah I'll be there more like 4pm,
I've got a meeting in essex that finishes at 2:30 and there's no point going back to MK.
I'm going to sit at the bar writing out a list of why I hate everyone until people arrive.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I like this.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

You'll get your own section.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Haha!
I bet I will.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Bring an overhead projector
and display your list on the wall. You can then add to it throughout the evening as more and more people disgrace themselves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Hmm, I might be able to score a laptop and projector
to do an interactive powerpoint slide show.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

star wipes!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Just enough time for your 5 pints then?
Don't get fizzy lager, if I were you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

well maybe you shouldn't have ditched your train buddies
then you wouldn't have to sit in the pub by yourself like a saddo
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Maybe I'll head to Euston to greet you coming off the train.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Yay!
Can we do that thing like in a rom com where you'll be standing on the platform waiting with flowers, and we'll walk off the train not expecting you to be there and then we'll run into your arms and you'll twirl us around (yes, both of us) and then the music will crescendo and we'll skip off into the sunset?

The tube scares me, the tunnels that you have to walk through are creepy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I'm not going to buy either of you flowers I'm afraid.
and you won't need to get the tube, we'll just hold hands and skip to the pub going
"oh look at de boootiful buldinz, London is the bestest place I is am sooooo luky"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

ok that'll do I suppose
you can make eye contact with other men and they'll nod in approval about your 'bitches'
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)