Two things
a) the Foxtrot is immensely difficult, and anyone who can do it at a high level is to be admired

b) the Foxtrot is in no way gay. Old-fashioned it certainly is, but that's the point. The Cha Cha Cha and Samba, on the other hand, are camp as tits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dont spoil the joke man!!
You dance if you want to, sunshine!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I'll dance you under the table, sir
Let's all ponder just how that would work

Unless we had a fucking massive table
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

limbo!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'm sure you would!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

you can leave all your friends behind...

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

A dance called 'The Cha Cha Cha'
was always going to be somewhat lavender-scented, wasn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Tell me about it
An important part of developing any level of ability in the Latin dances is a total lack of self-regard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)