I wasn't going to make them race
I was going to suggest one of those boxing-type weigh-ins where they measure up

But with tits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Who's going to measure them?
I reckon as you're the one who's always trolled as a gayer, then it should be you. I'd feel more comfortable if you were doing it ; )
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

^this is one of the upsides Darth
of being constantly billed as gay
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Yep :-)
*grabs tape measure*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I thought using your hands and guestimating would be better.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

are you trying to kill the man?!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

A weigh in?
Waaaaaay-haaaaaaaaaay!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I was merely trying to be gentlemanly about this
or as gentlemanly as is possible when adjudicating a nork-off. I'm afraid my lawyers have advised me that what you said up there is a legally binding offer to grab your tits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

*volunteers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

*phones wife*

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I'm only trying to help here - sheesh!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)