My Mum
Seriously. She was a substitute German teacher at my school during my 2nd year. The thick kids made my life hell every time she gave them a bad mark, which was often. Not much different to usual. Fucking hell I hated being at school.

My book, now that I'm thinking about my schooldays, would start with a quote from Aliens.

"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Was it more or less exactly like Billy Elliott?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Less
For one thing, I am nothing like so northern as that; for another, I only started dancing when I was your age and didn't do Ballet until I was 31. I doubt I would've copped any more shit had I been a dancer whilst at school though. Just thinking about being back there makes me angry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I hated school too
for the most part.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

My most hated phrase in the world
Contrary to my QOTW post about anal swabs, is "schooldays are the best days of your life". If I'd believed that when I was 15, truly believed that it actually wasn't going to get any better, I'd probably have killed myself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

same here. School was shit. I went to 8 different ones and they were all awful.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Oh come on...
everyone knows that being emotionally destroyed at a young impressionable age is character building
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

31?
You look like a 15 year old.
(TheColonel, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)