Last time I was in England I used one of those frightful public transport things
there were young people banging on about big brother behind me, and posh suits banging on about powerpoint presentations next to me. I think the solution really is just to never use public transport again.
( broadsword, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I remember this time in July of 2005 when some people tried to come up with a logical solution to the horror of taking the tube
They got AWFUL press
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Last time I was in London on public transport
the two suits behind me were talking far too loudly about "visions" and "missions" and such bullshit. The best part was when one said to the other: "Wait; is that our Mission or our Vision?"

The other guy says:" Well, such-and-such is our mission isn't it? And so-and-so's our vision. Or is it the other way around?"

"I'm not sure..."
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

There is never a handy shovel around when you need one.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Hiya

(Cave Duck, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

M Peoplols

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Should I know who that is?
Or are you calling a spade a spade?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

unintentionalracismlols

(Cave Duck, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

That would've been a good point for you to do a Harry Hill impersonation
and said, 'well I like missions, and I like visions, but which is better?'

And then punched them both.
( broadsword, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)