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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You want me to wear platform shoes and flirt with you?You sicken me. Even if I were Gary Glitter, you'd be too old for me.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
*sighs*It's true. All those BUMDER ALERTS were, in fact, triggered by my growing tumescence bumping into an alarm button under my desk.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)
I'm even sadder nowthat he's not comming to the party because you can't meet him.
Sorry.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)
That is a shame.But on the plus side, it will be more comfortable for me. You see, I won't have to put on my cast-iron underpants for fear of BEING BUMMED.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)
giving into my urge to
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:54,
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It'd end in tearsHe'd only become ever more jealous after witnessing my consistent attempts to seduce you
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I was tipped off to it from the cutlery rattling as you talked to Monty about your "resonator"or whatever it was.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:52,
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Well, when he then mentioned his deluxe triple-pickup SG,I thought I was about to creosote the underside of the table.
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