Yes, I meant that arse.
Did you finally get your tongue into it, and enjoy the subtle flavours? Or is the box still there, begging to be penetrated and torn apart?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The latter
I was hoping my old household might have enjoyed sharing my Arse before we all went our separate ways; unfortunately there was too much beer to "deal with," and so my Arse has since rested, almost forgotten, in a corner of my new room.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

You're not going to get your Arse out in the Casa de Bumda, then?
Sensible boy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I don't know whether it still strictly counts as a House of Bum any more
now that the non-bumders outnumber the bumder 2:1.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

You're bum enough for all of them, dahling.
Are you getting on well with them?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Yes, I am rather.
Getting on very well with the bumder and boyfriend. The other chap is perfectly nice but does seem very shy. Plus I barely seem to see him as we each appear to be out when the other is in.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Excellent to hear.
All's quite well here. We are living in squalor but it's entertaining squalor at least.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Things mellowed a little between Surly Turk and She of the Fiery Hair, I hope?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Oh jesus I don't think I've spoken to you properly in a while, shit majorly kicked off.
It's plateau'd now, but it's still a bit tense.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Yeah, thinking about it, I haven't seen you since your birthday
Where I obviously didn't get much chance to talk to you. And ST confused me somewhat by telling me I had "an honest face."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Thank god you left when you did, is all I can say.
Oh, Surly Turk. He's banned from going near many internet people. He says so many of the wrong things.

Feel free to pop over to the Hermit's at some point, or something of that ilk. At least I was still conscious and recollecting things when you left the Duke...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Yes, I might have to
Unless, of course, you wanted to head over to B'terse-a for a mouthful of my Arse. (As long as you promise not to use the word 'bumder' in front of my housemates. They haven't been fully exposed to my sense of humour just yet and I'm not sure how well they'd take it...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I'd love to try your Arse.
If you want, I'll try and find some cherry liquor...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

you've read too many of those bad sex extracts!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)