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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I do it with a little more subtlety, thank you very much.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:46,
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15 years ago)
more subtlety dildo
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:47,
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Of course it's little.
Don't want to stretch it out on practicing, do I?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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I was going to make it into an anal joke
But don't want to anger you again.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:53,
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Personally, I like to start with a rolling pin
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LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:54,
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-hisses-
One day, we'll be in the same city. THEN WE'LL SEE HOW YOU LIKE THINGS SHOVED UP YOUR ARSE.
seriously, you'll love it
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:55,
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I keep trying to be nice
And it's met with nothing but hostility. So sad.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:00,
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I have Short Fat Girl Syndrome
Incurable, sadly.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:03,
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Stilts and girdles?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:11,
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I can't really wear heels any more- got out of the habit.
But I do own several corsets.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:14,
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