Right, I am officially REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO FRIDAY.
Because I don't get out much, obviously, being Northern and therefore by default really fucking poor since the Tories destroyed our traditional industries an' all that. Shipyards, coal etc.

What's exciting you at the moment?

Alt: What's the weather going to be like in London at the weekend? Do I need to pack a cardigan, or will the sun glinting off the gold plated streets give me horrible sunburn?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:33, 54 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cool and rainy on Saturday.
*glees*
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Leather coat then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Flappy coats ftw

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I love the swooshing flappiness they make as tube trains pull into stations :)

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

NO, CAPES

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

CAPES LOCK!
Oh my aching sides, etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Oh, that made me laugh that did.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Well, Battered was quite insistent that I have a wank at some point this evening.
So that's something to look forward to.

Otherwise, yes, the bash. I am curiously excited about being reunited in person with The Internet.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

the internet Blousie
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Well, that goes without saying

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Sometimes it does need saying.
Say it again.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

I am curiously excited about being reunited in person with Blousie.
And by 'excited,' I mean 'turgid.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Yay!
I don't like the word turgid, it's too like turd.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Would 'rigid' be better?
Or 'forming a temporary load-bearing structure'?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Rigid is better.
Don't knock any cups off the table though.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Which reminds me, my glass is empty
...is more wine a good idea?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

That's for you to decide as I'm off to bed.
Nighty night.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Sleep well.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Yes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I like the way you think.
Off to the kitchen, back shortly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

'It'

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

In a rather sad indictment on my life
I considered what's exciting me at the moment, and came back with nothing. Hmm.

How did Northerners react to Thatcher landing herself in hospital yesterday?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

They pissed themselves laughing, I should imagine.
And burned coal effigies of her in a desperate attempt to keep warm since the leccie's gone up and stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I think lots of cake was eaten.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Cake?
Gravel off road, pet. Gravel off road.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

BashbashbashbashbashLAAKbashbashbashbashbashYESSSSSSS
I'm formulating my outfit to withstand vomit.

Also, should I wear a hat? Should I buy a special hat?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Are you onomatopoeically masturbating?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I do it with a little more subtlety, thank you very much.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

more subtlety dildo
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Of course it's little.
Don't want to stretch it out on practicing, do I?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I was going to make it into an anal joke
But don't want to anger you again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Personally, I like to start with a rolling pin

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

-hisses-
One day, we'll be in the same city. THEN WE'LL SEE HOW YOU LIKE THINGS SHOVED UP YOUR ARSE.

seriously, you'll love it
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

I keep trying to be nice
And it's met with nothing but hostility. So sad.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I have Short Fat Girl Syndrome
Incurable, sadly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Stilts and girdles?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

I can't really wear heels any more- got out of the habit.
But I do own several corsets.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Yesterday was my last ever day of classes
today I get to dress up as a fairy and play pranks on all the other year levels. En masse, we are going to take every single bag from every single locker, and dump them in a big pile on the oval.
I'm more looking forward to the dressing up as a fairy bit.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

was quite excited about the pimps and hoes bash but a few girls have been chatting and made me glum with all their squeals of excitement over their costumes
curse being poor!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

it's absolutely bloody freezing
I just left the gym so am all hot and knackered which makes it feel even colder. Bring a fleece!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

You should be up north Swipey.
It's utterly Baltic up here. I've just seen a brass monkey looking for a welder.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I'm loving the cold turn
Partly because I woke up and heard everyone scraping their cars, then didn't leave the house until midday.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

i am going up north for halloween but
I am not being a soft southerner - it really is That Cold!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Lies
You should come up this way during winter. Your Merc's heater wouldn't cope.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

good lord
I don't drive it in ice/snow, I'd be dead in no time! We have a 4x4 that I can bring up north. As you asked me out so nicely and all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

You'd freeze before you reached the border
Soft southerners.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

so you are asking me to finish me off
Charming!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Good evening o beauteous Swipe.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I will wear my flappy leather coat
although I'm not sure it'll button across my prodigious bosom anymore.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

What time is everyone going? Anyone wanna hook up for a quick bite to eat first?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

I get in around 3:45
And will be hooking up with BGB, Beekes and Noel at least for some food before hand. So, yeah.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Cool, *Gaz*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Evening Internet
What have I missed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Yes! Really looking forward to it!
Sadly I have to teach until 3pm, but then I'll be on that train and running through central London as fast as my little short waxed legs can carry me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)