*Ponders how to make Rachel feel special.... comes up with an idea!*
PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

haha nice try

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)

*Scratches head for a bit..... Tries again!*
PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)

getting warmer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)

*Strokes chin....... makes another attempt at proving to Swipe she isn't a victim*
PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)

WITH EXTRA ALCOHOL AND CHOCOLATE
AND DELIVERED BY A SEMI NAKED HUNK
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)

I'm not delivering it.*
*Your definition of 'hunk' may differ to that of the recipient.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

You missed off 'oboe'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)

heh heh heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)