I don't think she has one...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh...
Well just knock her out then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

If only.
I'd probably get done for religious intolerance or racism or something.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Oh, is she One Of Them?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

my friend is a lecturer
and she got asked a question by two girls at the same time, one english and one japanese. the english girl had walked up to her desk, so annie answered her first, as she was standing right in front of her. the other girl then complained that she had been racially discriminated against, and the university made annie go to diversity training as a consequence!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

*shakes head and sighs*
Bloody ridiculous...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

annie said the worst thing of all
was that the diversity training just served to give you a whole load more stereotypes, as you looked at the list of assumptions and thought, oh yeah, totally true dat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I know, it's not like we used to poke fun at lacial steleotypes...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

there was a very funny story
about one of the attendees, but it's too long for here. when the right qotw comes up i'll embarrass annie and publicise it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

you want to see the number of new apparent "illnesses" that we must make sure we don't discriminate against

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

jesus h
doesn't it drive you mad??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Yes. So I just ignore it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Nah, Scouse.
And also muslim.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

this could be why
the frustration is building up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

or maybe she fancies applebite??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Haha! Well, she is being rude to Fit Lab Partner too since he stepped in,
And me and him do rather obviously have some chemistry...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

case closed
she definitely wants it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

She clearly fancies at least one of us.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Problem solved then!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

threesome?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Seeing as she's Muslim I doubt it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Absolutely
Religious types never indulge in devious sexual practices
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Absolutely never
they're shocking
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Hang about
I haven't slept with him on my own yet!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

What are you waiting for woman!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I have no idea!
It takes all my will power not to jump him when we're sat at the back of dark lecture theatres together.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

lectures will become a lot more boring once you have though!
much more fun when you know it's going to happen but it hasn't quite happened yet.

well, ok. not as good fun as rampant sex. but you know what i mean!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I'd much rather have the rampant sex with an incrediblly sexy man please
As much as the fantasising gets me through the shitter lectures.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I disagree
At the begining it'll be great too, with all the "we should hide" and that. I loved the first year going out with Mark and trying to find places in the office to hide touch each other. Then I had to go to Sweeden :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

you're both right
i'm just trying to make myself feel better
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)