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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's so easy to ruin the mood pre-coitus by getting into an argument
Remember guys, if you're about to have sex with someone for the first time, always, ALWAYS, ask.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:24, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
haha
twat
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I can't take the credit for this sadly
It's a Jimmy Carr joke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Yeah. but he obviously took inspiration from
"You look so self possessed
I wont disturb your rest
It's lovely when you're sleeping
But wide awake is best"

All roads lead to Dury
(Cave Duck, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
It's not rape if you yell "Surprise!" first.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
always? what if theres a chance you won't wake em?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Then you must have an incredibly small penis?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)
hahahaha rumbled

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)
is this rumbled thing new?
am I missing something since I'm sleeping while you lot are posting your mornings away?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)
I dunno. It just means you found me out.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
perhaps she has a massive clunge?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)
How long 'til the sex party K Swiss?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
it's on saaaaaaaaaaturday
approximately....um....3 people have said they'll be there
not including my mum
or yours
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)
If you book them they will come.
all over your house and face if your lucky
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I just feel like calling you a twat right now
TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)
obliged

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)
It would have to be huge :S

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Go for the mouth and hope they mistake it for a dummy

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

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