'Neverending stooo-reeeeee'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Monty! I've missed your unique brand of charm
So few people have called me a cunt today, I was starting to feel positively empowered. And on the subject of hair, I have just six words for you.

"I'm going to need... MORE TIES!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Best advert on TV by a country mile.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Which says very little for the power of advertising,
given how brilliantly they're trying to sell a product you so obviously need
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I actually also bought some ties, just in case.
The thing is, I could dye my hair - not much you can do about YOUR BENT FACE, though, is there?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

There's plenty
I just can't afford it yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Since we're on 'the power of advertising':
"You can do it if you B&Q it"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Err, I think you mean
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwCsmKkXALA&feature=related
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Ha!
You bastard, I hope nobody checks my work internet history...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Ever read 'The Man in the Iron Mask' by Alexandre Dumas?
I think that's they way you should go. Particularly the 'years in solitary confinement' bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I know you don't mean that
I fulfil a basic fundamental need in your psychological makeup. With me around you aren't so much presented with ammunition for your cruel barbs as hand-delivered it in beautifully gift-wrapped form by a team of winged monkeys
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Come now Mr Boyce,
I know you can do better than that... Call me a bumder. You'll feel SO much more superior for it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I know you can do better than that... Call me a bumder. You'll feel SO much more superior for it right up my colon
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)