Possibly
but then, seeing as when I was a teenager, I was having sex with teenage lads...really, it would be hard to imagine anything other than improvement. Especially since my first boyfriend rarely lasted longer than two minutes and whose cunnilingus technique resembled a dog eating it's dinner.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Two minutes? *sympathies*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

47 seconds was his all time low
and yes, it really was so bad I had nothing better to do than watch the clock.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

POTD

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

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( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I couldn't have watched his cock
it was usually hidden by his belly.

No, I still have no idea what the fuck I was thinking...he was ginger as well
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I have a belly :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I can say with certainty
from the pics on your profile that it is not as big as my ex's belly. At age 16-17 I believe he took 44-46' trousers.

EDIT - and he's gotten fatter since then and is also balding at age 25. I'm WELL out of that.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

That's not fat that's morbidly obese.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Fairly sizeable, yes

(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Seriously :(((((((
www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/belly.jpg
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Haha, suck it in Maxi.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)

That isn't sucking it in :s

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)

You'd get on well with Bob
He likes gingers too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Nothing wrong with gingers. Redheads ftw.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I don't have a problem with gingers
it was the fact that he was a big fat fucking knobend that was the killer.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Was it Bob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

ha ha ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Internet FACTS
Berk loves Bob and they've done the sex.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)

That can't be right - according to the internet Bob is a eunuch

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Do you want a cock gaz as well?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I've seen enough thanks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

you are Darth Foxtrot
aicmfp
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

We share an ex
AICMFP
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Good lord

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)