will do
you should give him a kiss-proof steele dummy kind of device to keep him in check
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I keep him on a short leash but sometimes you have to let them out for a bit.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

I'm back!
And I won't be here on Friday night either.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

How was the pub?

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

It was alright.
I drank Natch.

I also won seven quid on the quiz machine. The other locals are so stupid I'm sure they just throw quid after quid into the quiz machine just to see the pretty pictures means all of the questions are piss-easy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

My Aunt worked in a pub and used to get on the fruit machine when she'd seen it hadn't paid out for ages - used to make quite a lot of cash

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

I just drink with the stupids.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Good lad.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I am a little bit squiffy.
But I'll be eating in a minute, so that'll sort me out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

You should eat before you drink.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

That can cause a capacity problem.

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

But it stops you getting too squiffy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

It is sensible but weird. 5 pints then food = ok. Food then 5 pints = stomach ache.

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Correct.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Men! *rolls eyes*

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

*Picks up eyes, rolls them back to you*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Don't you oppress me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

You love it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Why the sad face?

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

You successfully oppressed me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

It's a talent of mine.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

All packed and ready for your weekend adventure?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Get a room you two.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I've got a room.
Kings cross travelodge.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

You'll be sleeping with someone else though won't you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Erm......nope.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Erm... you said you were 'entertaining a guest'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Nope.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Yup!
*excites*

I just have to moisturize my cuticles and I'm ready.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Have fun!
When are you travelling?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Tomorrow late morning.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

So if you're a typical woman
That'll change to 'mid-afternoon'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Not if I want to miss my train.
I'll be up at the crack of dawn and ready 2 hours before I need to be.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

How long is your train journey?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)