i don't think any one song could possibly sum me up
i'm a million different people from one day to the next, i'm a sinner i'm a saint. when i think about you, i touch myself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That was very amusing
But you lose MASSIVE POINTS for quoting The fucking Verve

Meredith Brooks I can live with
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

erm
i quite like some of their stuff, sorry. well, about 3 songs.

is that not ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Urban Hymns was a fine album.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I thought 'A Northern Soul' was damn good.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

As in
'do you mind if I throw this shit Verve LP in the bin?'

'Fine'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Well I enjoyed listening to it.
You'll be telling me the Stone Roses were shit next!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

As you wish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

No.
I'm mates with their old roadie. He tells some anecdotes that confirm they are cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Details please
I always suspected they might be cunts but was prepared to accept that I may have been pre-judging them based on not liking their music at all, not even one little bit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

It's 'too hot for /OT'
They are cunts. Ashcroft even more than he appears - convinced of his own genius, based on a fluke hit single and nothing more. Cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Bollocks is anything "Too hot for OT"
We're not liable to press charges based on scurrilous slander, are we. I also doubt you can lower my opinion of Ashcroft, he falls into that 90's Britpop frontman demographic of which the only membership criteria seemed to be fronting a godawful band and being a cunt. Think about it - Albarn, Gallagher, Anderson, Power, Cocker - was any one of those men not a massively irritating bastard? There must be others I've forgotten.

Ooh, it seems I still have some reserves of bitterness yet to exhaust with regards to the most musically barren period in modern British history
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

To be fair it is a requirement that a lead singer is...
...a self absorbed cockmaster regardless of the genre.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

He got a kicking from his US road crew...
...after they played Boston Pavillions for being an absolute twat to ervyone backstage. Also he apparently once asked one of them to punch a woman for him - of course they told him to fuck off.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

hahahaha
The Verve, Brooks and The Divinyls?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

i had loads more
but my boss walked in so i had to ninjapost
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)