We were walking
down the street when to our great amusement there was an utterly shit-faced bloke pissing against the wall whilst his hapless mates looked on.

Turned out it was a random bloke and his 'mates' were actually Wormulus and Chompy, who'd taken the time to make sure this lad was safe and OK.

Sorry to blow their internet hardman cover, but it was an act of selfless altruism that confirmed to me why those two gentlemen are Fucking Superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:15, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You getting all misty eyed there Monty?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Misty on the jap's-eye, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Superb
I just got a new phone and a bottle of Auchentoshan.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:17, Reply)

Yum yum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Aw, we know they're terrible cunts at heart.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Are you absolutely sure they weren't robbing him?

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:17, Reply)

Chompy did have his cock out
but I was assured it was all just a big misunderstanding and not at all what it looked like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Chompy had his cock or drunken, confused lad's?

(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

The latter would make the most sense
clearly the gentleman was in no state to avoid pissy shoes and Chompy was being helpful.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)