Cooking
chicken livers with brandy, creme fraiche and grain mustard on toast,
slow roasted shoulder of lamb with a white onion sauce, roast spuds etc.
Treacle tart with double cream.

Tolerating one of the gf's friends who is coming round.

Escaping to the pub for 3 pints in between.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'll be round in half an hour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Ooh.
Can we all come?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

If you each bring a course. Don't ring the bell as it's broken. Tap on the window instead.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I'll bring cheese and biscuits then.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Don't forget the port & cigars.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

That's my department.
And the XO Hennessy, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

After dinner, the gentlemen can retire to the snooker room, and make man noises.
The ladies can discuss minges.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

It's billiards. Snooker is for northeners.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

The just don't 'get it' do they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

and they never will.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Pool.
And talking American.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I shall dig out the silver straws.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I'll leave those to Monty.
Fine liquor is not my forte.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I shall bring a Curly Wurly.
And Fanta.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Culinary philistines are banned. Sorry.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I had a Jammie Dodger biscuit milk shake for my breakfast.
Fucking genius.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Jammie Dodger biscuit milk shake Lords Prayer wank.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

There's only enough grub for me and Monsieur le Chef, sorry.
His own missus is going have to make do with a Tesco 'sammich'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

and her mate can have a kick in the fish box.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Ah, your 'signature dish'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)