this is why you are married
and he is my ex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Good point
Is this the infamous bed shitter?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

this one was, yeah
i do, however, have many many lame stories!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Maybe
A rectally inserted pasty could have saved the linen :D
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)

yes but
that would have meant carrying out the insertion in the first place.

to quote toy story... "my arms are too short"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

It's a new range for Gregg's
Pre-lubed pastys for self insertion.

Prevents 99% of all bed shitting incidents (Greggs does not accept liability for the 1% of incidents which result in infamy on teh internets)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)