Not so much a misunderstanding
as a mistake. I was trying to take a clever photograph at the wedding I was at on Saturday, from behind and to the side of the official photographer. I needed to get really low, so I crouched right down. In a kilt. First rule of kilt club. Never crouch down really low. Really, the expression on the face of the bride's mother might haunt me for years.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:14, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahahaha
I just laugh out loud in the office thinking of that face. Were you wearing the kilt properly or you had your underwear on?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

take a wild guess....

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Oh, my...
Poor woman. Poor, poor woman...

I hope that at least you were clean and trimmed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

the expression
wasn't entirely horror. That's why it's hauting me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

SCORE!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

.....
.....
.....

god no.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Oh, I understand...
Poor you, then. Poor, poor you. I bet she's having wet dreams with you right now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

EL DIABLO

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

CIAO, BELLA.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Hey Badger
Wanna buy a car?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

what flavour?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Audilicious

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I'm not sure I'm enough of a cunt to drive an Audi just yet.
A/S/L? or even Age/Type/Mileage?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

2004 / A3 3 door 2.0 TDi / 95000

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

mileage a bit too high for me, sorry m'dear.
I also really want something a little bigger. I'm only getting rid of the Octavia cos I don't want something with a DSG box once it is out of warranty.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

It's a diesel so the engine is really only just broken in
It's also really roomy and has an awesome cup holder
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I can concur that the cup holder is awesome

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

*glares*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

haha
in larp there a lot of guys who wear kilts and you really don't want to be looking in their direction when then crouch down. Or do dramatic deaths, or heal you from above :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

This is very, very true
There's only been one guy at a Larp who girls wanted to see in a kilt, because he's ripped as fuck and often walks around in only a kilt... sometimes less...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

nice
i need to know which system ...NOW!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

He plays in a few
Though not so many recently as he's in Afghanistan (oh yeah, he's in the marines, bomb disposal...)

He also hand makes his own leather armour that is absolutely gorgeous.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

phwar!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

So totally not gay in any way, then?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Him?
Oh definitely a little gay, but he also doesn't give a shit. He's also fearless and tapped, and once nailed his scrotum to a log for a laugh when drunk...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I'm guessing not you then...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

You guess correct :(

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Because you're cuddly
*squishes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)