Misunderstandings and other funny anecdotes
So, first of all, hello. I've been busy so I haven't had time to tell you all how much fun I had on Friday. However, I realised most of you are already fed up with talking about it, so I won't say another word.

Now, my funny misunderstanding happened on Friday, so forgive me for talking about the bash again. I promise I won't mention how much fun I had and how awsome everybody was.

As those who've met me know, I've got a bit of a Spanish accent. And as those who were there or have been told, BGB got me hen do accessories for the party, including a nice veil.

I went to the toilet with the veil on, and a proper, noisy, pinky girl came half shouting and super excited:

-Girly girl: OMG! You're getting married, aren't you! OMG! It's your hen party! That's so coooool!
-Me: Eh, well, yes, it is, kind of...
-GG: Kind of? Why? OMG! Why?
-Me: Well, my boyfriend is there already
-GG (looking very upset): What do you mean, he's there?
-Me: Well, he's there, you see? I had a hen party already, but things didn't go well, so, well, my friends organised another for me?
-GG (looking very sad): Oh, but, your boyfriend is there...
-Me: Yes, but it's ok. We're having fun, and that.
-GG: That's very sweet... so... how was it?
-Me: How was what?
-GG: You know, him... how did he... died?
-Me: WHAT?
-GG: Ey, you said he was dead!
-Me: NO. THERE, THERE, NOT DEAD!

People... we looked at each other and laugh, so not too bad.

So, any funny anecdotes or misunderstandings, you people?

EDIT: BTW, Kitty, I have your skirt with me here, at work.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:38, 143 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Hello boy
How are you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I've gambled with my future
And I'm entering into a period of uncertancy.

I'm quite excited and a bit scared!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

It does sound exciting indeed
Do you think you have the winner numbers with you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Who knows!
But if you don't take a few risks in life you'll never do anything!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

That is true
I hope that you get lucky.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

And me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I have what I think is Amberl's pyjama top and one of Kitty's stockings
:D :D :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Haha
I found it in the morning under my bed, and wondered how she managed to forget it in the 2 min we were all there.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

*envies*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Has Kitty just been depositing clothing around London?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

It looks like it
Obviously she's got too much of it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

You didn't see my wardrobe :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

It's really "empowering"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Hey I think I gained clothing on Friday
Mr "I'll give you my jacket so I can go to sleep holding it later"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Oh, no
He didn't really say that, did he?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

haha no of course not
it was implied though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Oh, good
It would have been too much fun. You could have been reminding him forever about it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Yep, I have no recollection of that at all.
... worrying.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

oh man I'm thick.
That's my only pair of intact fishnets as well. Maybe I can just wear one and start a new trend.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

At the weekend
Someone who know's I've not had a job for a while asked if I was "managing to get by, or what?" When I told them that I was living with my parents to save money, they replied with "Oh, so you're not living on the street then?" I didn't know whether to appear insulted or happy. I think I just looked confused.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Was he really asking it?
Or was he joking?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Actually seemed to be seriously asking
Which was slightly worrying. I was even dressed reasonably respectably at the time.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Maybe you spoiled his day, after all
Maybe he wonted to do his good deed of the day with you and was hoping you were doing a lot worse than you are.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

You obviously think people are far nicer than they are
Most people are still bastards.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Right, I know I do
But I was being sarcastic there. I need to keep practising.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I have 15 different locks of hair from friday.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Sorry?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

It's a joke about going around stealing peoples hair,
it's not very funny, I think you should just pretend you didn't see it and get on with your life.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

It's what people try to do with most of your posts

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Yeah
I should know about your jokes...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I'm fucking hilarious, you just don't get it because English is your second language.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I fear, my dear
that it's not only me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

You spanish are a cruel race.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Look who's talking
Mr. Softie.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

wuv oo

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Qué?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

It's "love you" in the sort of sickening baby talk which I hate.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Oh, that's sweet from you

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

damn
I thought that would be an interesting collection
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Are you planning to create your own b3ta-clones for your, erm, 'private uses'?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I plan to harvest them for "grade 2" body parts.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I said this!
I think he's going to use my DNA from his cigarette for some kind of Weird Science experiment.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

oh belm I left it behind?
I didn't even notice, I'm so stupid.

When are you back in Manchester? It's a good excuse to meet up for a drink!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I'm here already!
We can meet on Friday eve, as long as we're done before 9. My flatmate is organising something and I don't know if I'm supposed to invite people or not.

Otherwise, Sat all day or Sun morning (early, before I go to Birmingham) would be good.

I can't believe you didn't notice.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

How long you back up for?
Are you in Manchester Friday next week? (i.e. the 5th)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Yes, I am!
Mark's already bought his ticket, so definetily we're spending that weekend over here. Will you want to meet?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I'm at a gig that night, but I won't be heading there til about 8
I'll also be in Manchester all afternoon.

If you can't make either, I'm there the next day too?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Both days sound good
Let's talk about it closer to the day, but I'd love to meet you for a drink.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Sounds good!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Yes Friday would be good, I could meet you after work for a drink somewhere?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Too late it's on eBay
Listed as a caravan awning.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Of course
I should have done that...

Bad boy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I can't help it
I have to alternate being nice and mean to some girls, lest I be accused of white-knighting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Ok, ok
As long as you're not bad with me.

I almost didn't talk with you all night. You're hiding or something?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I certainly wasn't hiding from you, I was looking for you!
I didn't want to interrupt your dining at first though, but I'm glad we got to chat a bit in the end.

Oh, I think I took a photo of my middle finger on your camera... sorry about that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I was just keeping BGB in company, not dining myself
But yes, it was good to catch up with you at the end. I got a couple of interesting pictures from you... Let's see if I have time tonight and can upload them to Facebook.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

that made me lol
you fucker.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Oh and a girl in the toilets told me I was sexy
she had a moustache. I was worried.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

:D
It was your night, Friday. You were breaking hearts in that pub :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

That's what happens when you forget to put your skirt back on

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Naughty.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

well, it's still better than leaving it tucked into your knickers ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I have such paranoia about this
it must just look like I'm stroking my own arse all the time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Was it me?
*twiddles moustache*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

that would be extra creepy!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Well Radiohead did write a song about me ;)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

paranoid android?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I was thinking "Creep" but sure, that works

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I like that song, creep
If it's the one I'm thinking of. Just a second, quick Google...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

"I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?"
It suits a b3ta bash perfectly :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Sactly
That's the one.

Mark and I want to play it as our 2nd dancing song (the first one is very short)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Aww :)
the Abney park cover is very good, it's even more emo
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Hahaha
I think the song is emo enough. Mark loves it, and I love telling him he's wrong, and of course he belongs here. So all's good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

You should play some Owl City to cheer everyone up after it :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Highway to hell
I was thinking.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Or white wedding

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Years ago in Spain, I wanted to order rabbit stew but I forgot the spanish word for rabbit
instead of looking at the menu again, I made rabbit ears with my hands and hopped up and down.

It took a while for the barman and the other customers to stop laughing.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Hahahaha
Tha's so cool. I want to see you doing it again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

No problem
i'll even do the twitchy-nose thing rabbits do
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Oh, that sounds fantastic
We'll have to do a "Colonel Dracula goes wild rabit" bash soon.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I can't wait for everyone to be laughing with me
and by "with", I mean "at"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I reckon
that it'll be even more popular than the last bash.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Oh BTW, I enjoyed The Magic Flute on Thursday
I have to plan my next opera outing, I don't know much about the next ones that are coming to Bristol, "Die Fledermaus" and "Il Trovatore".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Batman is based on Die Fledermaus
May not be true.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

There is an aria of "dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!"
possibly
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I've heard about Il Trovatore
But never seen it. I think it's pretty good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I've just looked them up on wiki
Il Trovatore is FOUR acts long, i'm not that tall but the seats in the Bristol Hippodrome are crippling. I have also already seen a Verdi opera (La Traviata) so I will probably go for Die Fledermaus.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I don't know about that one
I'll be waiting for your reviews. I wish I had more time (and money) for operas and theatres these days.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

It is expensive (£40 a ticket) but I only do it once or twice a year
Apparently Die Fledermaus is a comic opera by Strauss set in Vienna. Lots of waltzes and masked balls. Sounds ace!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

It does
Sounds like real fun, rather than just a story. I should try to go again soon, but yesterday we made numbers of wedding and hm, and we're a bit scared today.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

The Barber of Sevile
is also most excellent and amusing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

the Marriage of Figaro is pretty good too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

die fladermaus
was the first one I ever saw, I was about 8 and it was AMAZING!

In retrospect, it was by a local amateur operatics, so it might be subjective to being 8
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

That's a good enough recommedation for me!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

That reminds me of a time when I was eating in a restaurant in the middle of rural France.
The owner wanted to explain that one of the cheeses was from goats' milk; none of us had twigged what chèvre meant, though. Cue the owner making hand-horns and walking around the table bleating and butting things.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Hahaha
Those things never happened to me.

BTW, you were very smart on Friday. I've been thinking all weekend about your proposal... :P
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

;)

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

That does sound like the official international sign for goat
as stated by the 1998 EU Directive on animal mime
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It was nice to meet you :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Nice to meet you too
We loved the dinohoods and are already thinking of ocassions when we could wear them, so we have an excuse to buy them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

You could wear them to your wedding :)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

It would have been good for a themed wedding
Now it's too late. I have the dress already.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Quick, get ears and a tail added to it :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Not so much a misunderstanding
as a mistake. I was trying to take a clever photograph at the wedding I was at on Saturday, from behind and to the side of the official photographer. I needed to get really low, so I crouched right down. In a kilt. First rule of kilt club. Never crouch down really low. Really, the expression on the face of the bride's mother might haunt me for years.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Hahahaha
I just laugh out loud in the office thinking of that face. Were you wearing the kilt properly or you had your underwear on?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

take a wild guess....

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Oh, my...
Poor woman. Poor, poor woman...

I hope that at least you were clean and trimmed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

the expression
wasn't entirely horror. That's why it's hauting me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

SCORE!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

.....
.....
.....

god no.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Oh, I understand...
Poor you, then. Poor, poor you. I bet she's having wet dreams with you right now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

EL DIABLO

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

CIAO, BELLA.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Hey Badger
Wanna buy a car?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

what flavour?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Audilicious

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I'm not sure I'm enough of a cunt to drive an Audi just yet.
A/S/L? or even Age/Type/Mileage?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

2004 / A3 3 door 2.0 TDi / 95000

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

mileage a bit too high for me, sorry m'dear.
I also really want something a little bigger. I'm only getting rid of the Octavia cos I don't want something with a DSG box once it is out of warranty.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

It's a diesel so the engine is really only just broken in
It's also really roomy and has an awesome cup holder
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I can concur that the cup holder is awesome

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

*glares*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

haha
in larp there a lot of guys who wear kilts and you really don't want to be looking in their direction when then crouch down. Or do dramatic deaths, or heal you from above :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

This is very, very true
There's only been one guy at a Larp who girls wanted to see in a kilt, because he's ripped as fuck and often walks around in only a kilt... sometimes less...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

nice
i need to know which system ...NOW!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

He plays in a few
Though not so many recently as he's in Afghanistan (oh yeah, he's in the marines, bomb disposal...)

He also hand makes his own leather armour that is absolutely gorgeous.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

phwar!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

So totally not gay in any way, then?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Him?
Oh definitely a little gay, but he also doesn't give a shit. He's also fearless and tapped, and once nailed his scrotum to a log for a laugh when drunk...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I'm guessing not you then...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

You guess correct :(

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Because you're cuddly
*squishes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

many from sat night
erm... my friend incurring an additional £30 in taxi fees by making her taxi go to the mcdonald's drive-thru, buying chips for all of us in the other taxi, throwing them away and then scrabbling in a skip to retrieve them. and then being offended when we wouldn't eat them...

... the RAF pilot whom i met in the hotel bar inviting me up to his room, then immediately following it with the utterly brilliant caveat: "so long as you understand i am flying out to afghanistan tomorrow for about six months, yeah?" ...

... managing to get behind the bar of the pitcher and piano (i know, i know, but this is a cool one, it used to be a church and it's open til 2am) with the ridiculously hot barman who let me pour all the aftershocks...

all facebook tagging has been banned, i don't want to lose my job!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

You know the RAF pilot was actually a plumber, right?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

he had RAF ID
i remember him flashing that around. but he is probably a cleaner at the base or something.

also i was really mean to him about the "band".

me: so how much did you get paid for performing tonight then?

him (proudly): £100.

me: wow. and how much has the hotel cost you?

him: er... £300.

me: i see. and how did you get to the gig?

him: taxi.

me: i see. and how much was that?

etc etc etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Oh dear.
that's some spendid chip-pissing there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

actually a plumber Edmund.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Sounds like a great party
Apart from the extra £30 for chips you didn't eat.

The RAF pilot sounds like Barney.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

it was mcdonalds
so it was probably for the best
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

it's going to be LEGEND.................. wait for it...............
......................DARY!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

it was absolutely brilliant
but i am still dead on my feet this morning, i am getting too old for 3 massive nights out one after the other!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)