many from sat night
erm... my friend incurring an additional £30 in taxi fees by making her taxi go to the mcdonald's drive-thru, buying chips for all of us in the other taxi, throwing them away and then scrabbling in a skip to retrieve them. and then being offended when we wouldn't eat them...

... the RAF pilot whom i met in the hotel bar inviting me up to his room, then immediately following it with the utterly brilliant caveat: "so long as you understand i am flying out to afghanistan tomorrow for about six months, yeah?" ...

... managing to get behind the bar of the pitcher and piano (i know, i know, but this is a cool one, it used to be a church and it's open til 2am) with the ridiculously hot barman who let me pour all the aftershocks...

all facebook tagging has been banned, i don't want to lose my job!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You know the RAF pilot was actually a plumber, right?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

he had RAF ID
i remember him flashing that around. but he is probably a cleaner at the base or something.

also i was really mean to him about the "band".

me: so how much did you get paid for performing tonight then?

him (proudly): £100.

me: wow. and how much has the hotel cost you?

him: er... £300.

me: i see. and how did you get to the gig?

him: taxi.

me: i see. and how much was that?

etc etc etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Oh dear.
that's some spendid chip-pissing there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

actually a plumber Edmund.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Sounds like a great party
Apart from the extra £30 for chips you didn't eat.

The RAF pilot sounds like Barney.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

it was mcdonalds
so it was probably for the best
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

it's going to be LEGEND.................. wait for it...............
......................DARY!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

it was absolutely brilliant
but i am still dead on my feet this morning, i am getting too old for 3 massive nights out one after the other!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)