Now now.
That isn't the answer.

What are you going to do instead this evening? I suggest you post messages on here and get all bitter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's an excellent alternative

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I am going to phone my friend
and grumble at her, then I shall eat some more cake, and then I shall stop sulking. Probably.
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)

What type of cake shall you be indulging in?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Any that is available
One of my colleagues has brought in a rather yummy chocolate cake, so I shall probably yoink some of that.
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)

This is where working from home becomes a bit shit
The only colleague who brings me cake is me but it does mean I get to choose the cake I have
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Tonight I am making Chocolate Tiffin :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Given that I was up til 2am
on friday morning making cake for the bash (and for work, because I knew they'd complain if I had cake that I wouldn't let them eat) I'm pretty much all caked out.
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I made girardelli brownies with chocolate icing for my party saturday
they are lush
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

See, if 'hot-bloke' is reading this he'll be very dissapointed.
Blokes like their ladies to care for them when they're ill. Not bury themselves head-first in the nearest cake and call a girly-friend for a whinge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I doubt he's a b3tan
but if he is man flu'd up and in bed rather than in work, I suppose it's a possibility. Cake and mates are the best answers to most problems, and alcohol usually takes care of the rest..
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

So you agree he might actually be ill.
In which case, reply to him, wish him well and ask him to drop you a line when he feels a bit better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Don't listen to Jeff.
Eat him up and spit him out.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Oi Blousie!
I'm dishing out free advice here. Not just free advice either. GOOD free advice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I don't want Berk making the same mistakes I made.
Being nice and considerate gets you nowhere.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I don't know about that.
I'm still promised to you am I not?

I thought the tattoo proved that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Tattoos can be lazered off sunshine.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Scars run deep though Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Hence my change in demeanour towards the opposite sex.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

sadly this is pretty much true
Blousie is right- don't contact him. Certainly don't mother him :S
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I can't believe I'm being told I'm wrong!
I'm simply suggesting a text to say 'sorry you're ill, drop me a line when you feel brighter' is better than eating cake, not contacting him and needing girly-chats.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

He's let her down twice
the onus is now on him to initiate contact
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

See my reply just below.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I'm not going to
he can simmer for a bit. If he wants to see me, he can damn well ask. And nicely, after letting me down twice!
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I didn't realise this was the second time.
I thought tonight was the first scheduled meeting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

No, I was supposed to see him last wednesday
but he cancelled because he was tired, working funny shifts apparently. So it was rescheduled for today, and now he has man flu. A little bit of grovelling now on his part wouldn't go amiss, don't you think?
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I agree.
Have some more cake.

Sorry, I thought this was the first time you were meeting, therefore slack needed to be cut.

As it is, you're right.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

for realz
whats the point in trying to set something up when you're just going to get stood up, it makes you feel like a fool
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

It does
hence why I'm going to wait for him to contact me. Either he does, and if he stands me up again it's three strikes and out, or he doesn't, in which case meh, no real loss.
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Agreed, unless he's dead he should be well enough to see a girl
And even if he's dead he should sure as hell become undead not to let her down!
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Then you'll only have your 50/50 left.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Heh, that actually made me laugh, you fucker

(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

You're welcome bitch.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Works for me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)