only one thing
that utterly convinced me there are some things you simply can't explain. but it's a bit depressing so i won't depress anyone with it.

instead i'll say that i still haven't had any lunch, but i did just split one of the new cadbury's vanilla mousse bars with my colleague. 7/10.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:06, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Was it The Who's first single?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

almost
"i should be so lucky" i think.

meanwhile your new theme tune is what, "this charming man" ?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Don't you dare associate me with that horrific tosser.
For the second time today...*hurt face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

i'm sorry darling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I spend my every waking moment
thinking of new ways to charm you - and in return I get likened to a middle-aged Mancunian homosexual.

*cries*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

you've already charmed the pants off me!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

'Zoot Suit' is hardly a fitting response.
Edit - you should 'Substitute' it for their second.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

That was released as The High Numbers wasn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Well yes - but I really wanted to burst your pompous bubble.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

But in trying to do so
you have piddled on your own shoes.

Unlucky.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

The wetness of my socks is of no importance to me.
And I laugh at urine soaked brogues.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

There are lots of things we can't explain
Only a species as simulatenously retarded yet obsessed about its own importance and intelligence as humanity would decide that the solution is to lump it into an area of such truly mindblowing horseshit as "the paranormal"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Or to put it another way
'the paranormal' is just religion in a diaphanous dress with healing crystals. Although that's probably an awful slight on religion.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

All that effort, and you didn't even notice my picture in the last thread
*sadface*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

That picture of a poof in a bath was of you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Benderist.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

If I looked anything like that, I'd have to beat the girls off me with a shitty stick

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)