Colonel Colin "Tits-McGee" Stagg Dracula?
Fucking hell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I would change my name to that by deed poll
but i'm just soooo lazy, I mean REALLY lazy.

It sounds like a lot of paperwork, and my working day is full of paperwork. I cant even be bothered to type properly anyjhsdhjbsmnBdmnkjjlsdaljbhlhj \hdb
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

we represented a guy at our old firm
who had changed his name to Grim Reaper. Seriously. He was dead nice.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

How much does it cost
because if I put another C in my initials will be ACDC
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

initials will be lifestyle is
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

iyguiefokkkkjksa
kjbdiueeeeebndokjnd oh this isn't working, do I really have to type out ACTUAL ENGLISH?

At NatWest I saw a customer by the name of "Monkeywrench Loading-Bay", what a cock.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

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( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)