Because in the real world, there are other things going on.
This is why.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

really?
I did watch an episode of the 'the news' yesterday, although I draw the line at watching that sport bit

would be better if I knew more about rivers and lakes and 1950s actors
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Does your phone give you access to the web?
Well timed toilet breaks between you and your team mates could see you cheat your way to a prize.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)

don't do any of that shit
pub quizzes are a sacred tradition and should not be defiled in such a way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)

heh heh heh
Even if the answer is on the tip of your tongue?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)

no way!
We do a lot of grassing other people up for it, or at least making rude comments at them, so can't really do it myself.

Also, I'm pretty slow at getting it to work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)

^this
Went to one last week and 2 18yr olds got all but one question right, interestingly they were also sat browsing on their phones the entire time too. They're being monitored this Thursday!
(Kip, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)