i am a human female
and not ginger
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There's always hair dye.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Never mind.
The bloke I was thinking of keeps puppets and likes gingers.

Take some time out, get drunk, enjoy life.

You're probably not on the scrap-heap yet.

*starts sobbing*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I think I might have a hot chocolate
and sob into that - 34 yr-old divorcees are all the rage, you know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Cock it.
I'm two years too old.

I'm 36.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)