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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Roll up, Roll up it's Bobby's Late Night Stupid Question.
If you could adopt a feature from an animal what would it be and how would you use it to your advantage in your day to day routine?

Alt Q? Coch a melyn
Pinc a glas
Proffor ac oren a gwyrdd
Dyma liwiau'r enfys
Liwiau'r enfys
Liwiau'r enfys hardd.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:31, 167 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
squirrel tail I could snuggle up in
Bore da dim parcio
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)
bore da!
Sut wyt ti?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)
gwaseithau
dim ysmygi
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)
something to do with smoking? only been learning for two weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)
i think it's spelt wrong
the first line says 'services' the second 'no smoking'

I only learn welsh from all the signs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)
hahaha quality.
I only knew araf and heddlu before.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)
i had to do a welsh greeting when I worked for DWP
which was dumb since I couldn't have continued if they were welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)
DWP?
It's remarkably simple to pick up plus the majority of it is phonetic. so spelling is easy.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)
department of work and pensions
it was a crappy temp job

I've been in wales 16 years and that's about all the welsh I know

coch is red
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)
yup, and if I tell you melyn is yellow you can work out the song.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:47, Reply)
I can sing a rainbow!
I think I knew glas, too

i also remember 4 and 5, because it's pedwar and pimp
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)
you're on fire!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)
enfys I've seen on lots of things to do with charities
so I guess that could be rainbow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)
give this woman* a prize!
*?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)
great day!
I get dumped and I have my gender questioned
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)
I'm so sorry
the halloween names are a little confusing.

There's plenty more shit on the trash heap. Hold your breath and get diving.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)
s'OK
was mock outrage, noone guesses my gender from my username for some reason

nice metaphor, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)
There is a bloke I know of who might be suitable
Are you ginger?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
no
and this sounds like a terrible road to go down
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
so are you a chick?
and this ginger question...?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)
i am a human female
and not ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)
There's always hair dye.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)
Never mind.
The bloke I was thinking of keeps puppets and likes gingers.

Take some time out, get drunk, enjoy life.

You're probably not on the scrap-heap yet.

*starts sobbing*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)
I think I might have a hot chocolate
and sob into that - 34 yr-old divorcees are all the rage, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Cock it.
I'm two years too old.

I'm 36.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)
What, as well as my 'gorilla's arm'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)
You get two for being King of B3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)
woah!
I missed the coronation
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Well in my head
B3ta has two kings, like Sparta. Gonz in peace time, Monty in war time.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
oooo
is there a whole court and military structure?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)
There isn't but there should be any ideas?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)
We already leave newbies exposed on the mountain overnight
to see if they're tough enough to survive, I suppose. Some do (tips hat), some don't...like poor old Kittynom's mate the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
I am Ephialtes
ai-am a dodgy goat herder.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)
You SWINE.
We appear to have tapped into a hitherto-unseen world of your knowledge here Bobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)
Sorry, I won't do it again.
I do fully intend, however, to become Alexander to your Philip one day.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)
Just don't try and get all 'Hephaestion' on my ass.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)
We can thank the greeks for many things.
Buggery is not one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Yes it is.
It's odd that such a homophobic country practically invented anal.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
I dunno I don't really want my chuff examined.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)
I'm not sure it was invented by them
I expect men have been putting their willies in all sorts of holes as soon as willies were evolved
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)
valid point.
ooer missus.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)
Well, possibly.
I like Greece, I like the Greek people, but considering that Greek men have a tendency to like it on the dark side, they are remarkably intolerant of bumsexuals.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)
It's over there, next to the pots of egg mayonnaise and the tuna & sweetcorn ->

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Wayhay!
*Breaks open the tinned fruit*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
Cat.
I'd sleep, and scratch the shit out of people and burrow into men's laps.


Oh, not what animal you want to be. I'd like to be skinny as a whippet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)
all of these things can be done in your current form

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
I'm certainly furry enough to be a cat at the mo.
I generally only shave my legs when I'm going to get some. Or think so.

LIBERATED WOMAN OK
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)
eyelashes of a camel
mine are quite long and dark but i would like them to be obscenely so.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)
Don't gob on me mind!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
She'll have the 'hump' with you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:47, Reply)
did it take you seven minutes to come up with that?
Cardiff for the prem next season?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)
No. It didn't take me 7 minutes to come up with that.
What do you call a camel with 3 humps?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)
alice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
Humphrey!
*I'll put 'alice' down to the fact you've had a shit day*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)
ha, that'd funny.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)
it's from a song!
Alice, the camel has, three humps, etc.

the joke was too obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)
Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)
Because of its enormous, rudder-like penis.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)
because it's full of arab semen
*tries to reclaim joke hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)
The wings and talons of a crow.
So if I ever got caught in an awkward situation I could swipe at my opponents' faces, go "AAK! AAAAK! AAAK!", and take off to a safe distance.

Ní dóigh liom go bhfuil aon rud níos gleoite!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
I would have wolf hearing
so I could eavesdrop easily and know all the goss.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)
I'd have the badly housetrained skillz of a rescue dog.
So I could piss all over the prom dresses of the irritating, spoiled, vacuous cunts on BBC3 at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)
Turns the telly over.
What have I missed?

(also, mong boy here clicked 'I like this' to you post. I don't like it, well, it's nice enough but not worthy of that sort of praise.)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Nothing at all Jeff.
Just a bunch of spoiled brats banging on about their prom night and their parents fawning over them like they are some kind of deities.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Prom night?
There was a 'leaving school disco' when I left, but only the geeks went.

All the cool-kids were in the park drinking cider.

How I wish they'd have let me join them
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Can I have the tongue of an anteater.
Just in case I go back to the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)
: D

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)
Isn't this past your bed time?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)
It is but I'm feeling reckless.
I'll be off soon.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)
Gills
I like swimming but never learned properly and I struggle with the breathing.

edit: or the digestive tract of a whale, that way my vom would be worth a fortune.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)
being able to breathe underwater would be awesome
but think of all the crap you'd accidentally breath in if you went in the wrong water
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)
since none of you cunts are doing it, I'm going to tag abbers photos.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)
Ooh, they're up?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Oh god some of me are hideous
Though the one of me and the Brothers Rape is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)
??!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Chompy and Wormy.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)
At least they didn't watch you pissing in the street

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)
That is a hobby of ours

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Well, that's certainly what I've heard from the stories
Though I've still seen no word of who it was you were both watching.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)
I almost wish I 'did' Arsebook now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)
hmm there's some "good" ones of you, I'll link them so you can see,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs777.snc4/67774_445555679681_544519681_5528325_7946551_n.jpg
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs449.ash2/72225_445555834681_544519681_5528326_3771913_n.jpg
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs952.snc4/74567_445555999681_544519681_5528327_6038155_n.jpg
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs466.ash2/73977_445556094681_544519681_5528328_8271225_n.jpg
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs892.snc4/72589_445556314681_544519681_5528333_2764040_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)
*snigger*

(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Crow's photoface is terrifying.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)

photo
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Oh shush. It may be 25 years too old for him and the wrong gender, but it's not always scary.
Unless you mention estate agents.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:46, Reply)
It really is...
EDIT - they're not on the flickr pool, where are they?
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Facebook

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)
go to my profile
see the photos I'm tagged in and you should find the album
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Nah, she appears to actually make use of Facebook privacy settings

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)
WHAT A CUNT

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)
I KNOW!
Boring people never do, but then when there're people who have photos you want to see, they do. Damn them all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)
Nope, can't see 'em
I've added aber, that should sort it out.
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)
I just tagged you in the album, try now.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:45, Reply)
so who's who?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)
top one is left to right
CHCB, monty, abberactions breast, bill, berk.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)
Well, this answers my question pretty fully

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)
Bill looks like a fucking murderer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Is that the geezer with the shit eating grin stroking your tit?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)
I think he looks like a happy cat

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)
My thought are entirely more sinister regarding, 'that' grin

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
cats always have sinister motives

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
because you're not on facebook I'll bring some highlights
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs794.snc4/67400_445554314681_544519681_5528284_4083960_n.jpg the new "fat al"
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs457.ash2/73044_445555359681_544519681_5528320_7849681_n.jpg The "
no one looks good in this photo"
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs922.snc4/73538_445558979681_544519681_5528367_5983664_n.jpg the "no comment"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
I love Apples in that, though.
She's doing her meerkat impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:56, Reply)
A frightfully terrified meerkat
O'Hara's hair appears to be many colours in that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)
It was many coloured.
I almost miss my white-yellow-orange-brown 'do. I think I'm the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)
So it wasn't just my ruined eyes seeing many colours
Good to know.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)
I think it was.
It was shades of blue, I think. Maybe. ARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)
Well that seemed to make you uncommonly angry
Strange.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:01, Reply)
that wasn't anger,
it was the communal call of the laak.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)
Are they co-ordinating an attack or something?
It made me fear her.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:03, Reply)
I'm pretty scary.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)
Confused, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)
Poor, confused Lampers

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:04, Reply)
:(
I don't like saying the wrong thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)
Ah, a kindred spirit*
I'm generally the one picking people up on saying things wrong.

*that sounded a bit gay
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)
-fistbump-
To be honest, I'm thick and entirely lacking in common sense. I also walk into walls and doorframes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)
clumsy 5's!
*misses*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)
It was horrific after my birthday.
I almost fell down the stairs, poor boy I'd been with had to catch me. My legs weren't working, which was part of the reason I was afraid I was brain damaged.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:14, Reply)
and the "who's suprised?"
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs953.snc4/74650_445551904681_544519681_5528224_5833928_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:56, Reply)
Dayum!
Darth's going to have to up his game.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)
Is that CHCB
Or just someone who looks like her?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)
Who's the Steve Hillage/Bill Bailey lookalike?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)
He would be the focus of this particular subthread

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)
They all look like completely normal people having a lovely time, in a pub
Then the frotting began
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Oh dear. Remind me to NEVER GO OUT ANYWHERE THERE'S A CAMERA again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:45, Reply)
just in case you get more b3tans
saying you are hot? must be a hard life
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)
I made this my policy a while ago
And now generally just hide behind the camera instead.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)
few people take photos of me
between lens-breaking and being afraid of my later photo critique-ing skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:49, Reply)
^ this ^
surprisingly wise words from you!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:50, Reply)
'Surprisingly'?
I'm well wise, innit?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:51, Reply)
well i don't know
i don't know what you look like. it might be very wise. it might be an utter travesty.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)
Now I'm just hurt

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
no you're not
i am saying that you MIGHT be fit.

this is a massive compliment from me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:57, Reply)
Thank you?
I'm nothing special, apart from my oft-commented flowing hair.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:59, Reply)
is this where i tell you that i've always thought you were special...
a very special boy.

what colour is the mane?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)
Dark brown/near black
It's currently looking far too respectable. Last year it would either cover my entire face, or go entirely curly if it had rained.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)
for some reason
i pictured you as a sort of dark ginger. i think it might be the irascible personality!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)
Or that I'm Scottish
And you're stereotyping us all. The colour's actually probably not that far from yours.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)
mine is naturally pretty dark brown
but i spend quite a lot of time and money having it made more ginger!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)
Far too much money
Some would say.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)
you, you mean!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)
For one, yes

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:20, Reply)
If i ever managed to a meet
I would demand that no photographs of me were taken....it steals your soul y'know
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)
But you're well hot innit like!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:49, Reply)
You're annoyingly good looking.
In the straightest possible terms.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)
I'd do 'im

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)
I wouldn't go that far.
I just hoped he was hideous or scarred horribly.

Nos da.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)
goodnight!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)
i'm not sure that is wholly straight dude
you are right though
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:45, Reply)
I know but sometimes I think he needs to hear nice things.
Right my dear I am off to bed I have early lectures tomorrow. X.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:46, Reply)

Right my dear I am off to bed I have early lectures tomorrow to examine these picture in the bathroom, with some tissues in my hand, the light is better there you understand. X
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:50, Reply)
projection does not become you.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)
You can leave your glove puppet on.
I won't judge you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:54, Reply)
fuck that is vile!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:57, Reply)
*Starts singing the Verve*
Well I'm a million different people, from one day to the next.

I have been known to be nice, but it's Bob
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)
erm
didn't i quote that on friday?

get your own crap lyrics!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)
you will be

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)
Look.
You've just had an apology. What more do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)
gosh
how long have you got?

(hours, not inches.

or millimetres)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)
watch out, she's a lawyer
she'll have your house and your trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)
he has to pay extra
for the latter
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)
I've not seen the price list yet.
But I hope trouser theft is cheaper than carpet defecation.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)
The ex wife has the house.
So no joy there.

I doubt she'd want my strides, I'm quite tall.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)

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