You're annoyingly good looking.
In the straightest possible terms.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd do 'im

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)

I wouldn't go that far.
I just hoped he was hideous or scarred horribly.

Nos da.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)

goodnight!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)

i'm not sure that is wholly straight dude
you are right though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:45, Reply)

I know but sometimes I think he needs to hear nice things.
Right my dear I am off to bed I have early lectures tomorrow. X.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:46, Reply)

Right my dear I am off to bed I have early lectures tomorrow to examine these picture in the bathroom, with some tissues in my hand, the light is better there you understand. X
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:50, Reply)

projection does not become you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)

You can leave your glove puppet on.
I won't judge you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:54, Reply)

fuck that is vile!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:57, Reply)

*Starts singing the Verve*
Well I'm a million different people, from one day to the next.

I have been known to be nice, but it's Bob
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)

erm
didn't i quote that on friday?

get your own crap lyrics!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)

you will be

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)

Look.
You've just had an apology. What more do you want?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)

gosh
how long have you got?

(hours, not inches.

or millimetres)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)

watch out, she's a lawyer
she'll have your house and your trousers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)

he has to pay extra
for the latter
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)

I've not seen the price list yet.
But I hope trouser theft is cheaper than carpet defecation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

The ex wife has the house.
So no joy there.

I doubt she'd want my strides, I'm quite tall.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)