I wholeheartedly support strikes in the public services
In fact, the coppers and nurses (though I'm sure they can't) should have a synchronised strike. Let the country descend into anarchy for a night or two, maybe that'll kick people up the arse enough to initiate change, rather than bitching about stuff while standing in line at Starbucks.

*Can say this as I live in a nice sheltered area*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'll send all the blinded children round yours on the 6th, then.
Actually, fuck that - they've just been blinded, the last thing they'll want is sex.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

YES!
I'd get them to sing "3 Blind Mice" through their tears while I chuck bouncy balls all around them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

And the little girl from the early 80's public information advert
the one who picks up a used sparkler and SCREAMS into the camera because it was still hot.

Shat me right up that did.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

80's public information ads didn't fuck around
But back then they could send a council worker into primary schools to chuck blooded pig carcasses at infants while shouting "disobey your teachers and parents and you will DIE!!!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Nowadays I have to do that stuff to my daughter myself.
Bloody credit crunch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

My brother has a DVD packed full of public information ads
they're all there, the kids who kick a football into the electricity transformer station, "NO BILLY!", the kids who touch overhead pylons with their fishing rods, "NO BILLY!"....Learn to Swim "NO BILLY!"

Happy days.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Billy got in to a lot of trouble by the sound of this.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Don't do what 'Donny Don't' does

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Fucking hell
Try saying that 5 times while pissed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I would apply to do this job.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I remember that, he used to come round the day after "nitty nora the head explorer" had been

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I genuinely read that as 'kitty nom'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

B3ta is slowly wiping our brains and replacing it with nonsense.
I say embrace the nonsense (but not the Nonce Sense)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

You're becoming obsessed.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

My plan is working

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)