I fight off the douchebag-ness
By not being a douche about it. Most people don't have a comprehension of how to use a simple computer properly anyway, so it doesn't matter all that much what they use.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I can't work macs
stupid fat fingers.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I'm unsure why fat fingers stop you using Macs

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I just end up mashing the keyboard in frustration
I don't get the one button thing either.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I presume you mean the mouse button?
It means you can hit it anywhere and still left click, which is more commonly used. The new mice right click at the right hand side, and laptops do it easily too. Matter of preference and all that, innit?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)