I hugged Spot the Dog outside Waterstones last year
Spot seemed a little wary of me, as did the passersby.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How is Bob Carolgees these days?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

That's Spit the dog.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I hate that duck!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

You just don't get comedy like that nowadays.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Well they all have to sign that sex-offenders register, this limits their time to perform.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Hardly surprising when you've seen the queues for that office...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Haaaccckkk-thhhwoooo.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Are you a scouser too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Hardly- I don't even know where the 'Bow Bells' are.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

www.myspace.com/bobcarolgees
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Okay. Which one of you is Carolgees. Own up.
5 Bob Carolgees has several techniques for seducing a lady. They include rubbing marmite into her flange, talking mucky, dressing up like Lovejoy and date rape.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Chompy by the sound of it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'm not 62 tyvm

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I dunno
You have quite a plastic looking face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I love your user name.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'd ask why TGB hates you.
But I get the impression she hates everyone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I have a recollection that she let me fondle her breasts the other night.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

You must have fondled them badly if she hates you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Haha :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I have met the guy who drew Spot the Dog
I have also met the guy who drew Count Duckula
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

met shagged
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)

no
the guy who drew duckula was a ginger. I have some standards.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

No-one drew Duckula.
He was REAL!

wasn't he?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)