I've mentioned this before, but fuck it, I'll re-raise your idiot marketing
With straight idiocy. The main office of SEPA (Scottish Environmental Protection Agency) is round the corner from my labs.

They have a large, yellow sign in their car park. "WARNING - BEWARE OF MOVING VEHICLES"

I say again. In the middle of a car park. Words fail me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's almost as bad as 'may contain nuts'
on the back of a peanut packet.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I know, right?
And then they put "Danger: High Voltage" on electricity pylons, it's fucking health and safety gone mad.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

That phrase pisses me off as it goes. Too Daily Mail.
But pylons, you could be daft enough to not know that electricity wires are dangerous enough to kill you, and not be a total retard.

But who the fuck struggles to understand how the cars parked in the nice spaces actually get in and out of them?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

The scottish?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Oh, well played.
Uppercut over slip cordon and past third man for four.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Top, top drawer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Superb witticism there
Your repartee skills must make being an unbearable cunt, all the more bearable.


/nationalism
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)