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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Day-glo orange pubes
Well, they made me laugh. Unfortunately they belonged to the 47-second wonder, and after that pisspoor performance I was rather less amused.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I really don't understand what you were thinking.
The bloke must have been unable to believe his luck.

HOME: Reading this back I look like a 'Giant Panda'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I was 16 at the time
first boyfriend etc etc. Can I claim youthful, erm...stupidity?
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Seeing as it's you.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I think we are going to need a shitload more bamboo.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)

you timed it?
harsh
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Yup
It really was that bad that I had nothing better to do than watch the clock.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

tip for boys:
never leave a clock by your bed
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Or, be less shit in bed, surely?

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)

So very, very much this.

(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

If they only lasted 3/4 of a minute
I think you meant "harsh but fair"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I think then you just demand
a little more attention to finish you off. I suppose it could be seen as a compliment. as long as the next time is considerably longer.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)

the ideal situation would be for the foreplay to leave the woman gasping and unable to move (through achieving climax rather than something more sinister)
then you are free to jizz all over their face with no fear of immediate reprisal.*

*this is not my usual approach
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

there's nothing girls like more
than being covered in jizz
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I know
but you try getting them to come to terms with that....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I'd struggle to be fair
I'd have to collect jizz and kind of do drive by jizzings or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)

it's the only way they will realise that they are all really into it

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I'm pissing myself that you felt the need to clarify the subject line with the brackets
That basically sums up this place in one sentence.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

it really does

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I always go for the serial killing
meaning first
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Allow me to rephrase
"If you noticed it only lasted 3/4 minute" was more what I meant. Quick isn't necessairly bad if it's doing it for both of you.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

The situation never really improved, to be honest
One of the numerous reasons I am no longer with him.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

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