It will be you hon.
I'd bet my pension on it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think I will find myself
with food money, if that was the case.

I can 99% guarantee it will be you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)

You have youth and a busy social life on your side.
And God.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I haven't had a proper boyfriend
for about two years (only occasional dates) and to be honest if between the ages of 20-22 I'm getting nothing, it's not going to change. I only attract freaks. And God's being a fucking bastard on this one.

I will put actual money on it being you :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Gosh! I'm going to have to get laid just to make you feel justified.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Go for it!
Got anybody in mind?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Jeff Bridges.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I should have predicted this
I too am expecting Christian Bale on my doorstep
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

To the nunnery with you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

alreet Hamlet

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

That's balls, I'm afraid
My driest patch was ages 19-22.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Any word from hot-bloke today berk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Nope
I shall not give in and text him first, either.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

You go sista!
Girl Power and all that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt
for cancelling due to man flu, especially as I now have the plague myself, but I think he ought to make the move as I am still not happy about being cancelled on twice.
Anyway. How're you this evening, Jeff?
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

I have manflu and I'm feeling rotten.
Really rough with it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that
I think I just have a cold, but I'm feeling pretty manky regardless.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

I'm coughing my lungs up
Have a temperature and have a bright red nose from having to blow it every 30 seconds.

Bad times.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Right thing there berk
though I disagree with your assessment of my situation 20-22 ought to be the best years surely?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

I suppose in theory
you meet the most people during your time at uni, and so it's more likely you'll get laid there. But of the five years I spent at uni, only 10 months of those were spent in actual relationships, and only one of those relationships actually got me any sex.
And now I have more male attention than I know what to do with, lol, so I would very much advise you to remain cheerful about the situation :)
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

................And if all else fails.
There is always masturbation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Actually that last bit sounds really up myself

(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Whereas my advice is EXACTLY that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Haha, you just made my cough my fucking lungs up laughing, you bastard!

(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Join the other thread.
This is too far to the right.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)