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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm wondering just how often drink driving goes on.
Through a marvellous display of my own muppetry, I just had to drive back into work, a round trip of some 60 miles. On just one half of this trip I saw six separate displays of erratic driving,one of which caused me to take evasive action, and two accidents. I am suspicious that i'm witnessing business types heading home from after-work drinkies. This wasn't some unpatrolled back road, either. It was the M25.

Seen any good/weird/scary driving recently?

Since alt questions are en vogue at the moment. Got any good telly recommendations? I'm thinking of buying a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:44, 204 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You mean for an actual telly, rather than the shows you can watch on them?
If the former, then Bob said he'd bought a new telly recently, it might be worth a gaz in his direction.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)
I wouldn't trust bob to buy me some crisps.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)
True, but it is unlikely he'll eat a telly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
ha ha

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
He might manage a portable though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)
You Jew in the box.
The worst thing I ever ate was a cow pat when I was about three.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
You know a bit about drink driving too don't you?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)
I'm sorry battered, I don't remember.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
cough.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
I'll be honest here.
There's an active thread below the one below yours, so starting a new one now isn't going to get you any action. Edit: thanks Jeff, some wingman you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)
I've been around a while
if people want to reply, they will. If not, they won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Can't we live in harmony?
Groany wasn't to know that the thread below is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)
i might start a new thread now, just to piss you off.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)
I have a Samsung. It works.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)
I have a Toshiba. That works too.
(We could be on the Gadget Show with consumer advice like this Blousie!)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)
I know. I have a Samsung laptop and that works too.
I would go for the oriental machines because they seem to do the job.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Oddly, I'm using a Toshiba laptop that works also.
I have no brand loyalty, it's just the way things have panned out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Spooky though isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)
'Ello Tosh, got a Toshiba?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
And re-record not fade away.
(What brand of video tapes was that from?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)
Scotch I think.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Yup.
A skeleton voiced by whatsisname that played Mr Barraclough in Porridge. Brian Wilde, that's it!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)
So that's the lifetime guarantee fucked then.
That old cunt has been dead for years.

*feels cheated*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Please tell me we're storing this kind of info for some purpose.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)
No
I just have a vaguely remarkable talent for remembering shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
We will be doing a pop quiz later.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
I hope there is an 80s round!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)
There's always an 80's round.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
If only to make the teens sulk

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
That just reminds me how old I am.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Correct!
(I knew I'd remember it when I heard it).

I wonder if they'd still acknowwledge their lifetime guarantee?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
If you're bored contact them to find out - you might get some free stuff from them.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
My DVD player is Toshiba.
This is starting to freak me totally out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)
It's almost like Toshiba have made a number of DIFFERENT electrical devices.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Fuck off with your conspiracy theories, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Fuck Off?
No chance Dad, this is MSX mate.*


*I'll be amazed if you remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
I don't remember that, no...
sadtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
I'll try and find it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)
MSX was a quality standard rather than a brand name.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
My microwave is a Goodmans.
Thank fuck for that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Oooh, just noticed my DVD player is a Toshiba as well!
But my stereo is a Sony one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)
You have the same telly as us, I think.
And ours works too.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)
totally into this "The Only Way is Essex" thing now
Arg "So you gonna get back wiv Lauren?"
Mark "I'm enjoyin mah life, I'm out free days a week boozin"

oh man, quality stuff right here
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)
I'm going to have to start watching it now.
Especially if all the cool kids on here are watching it.

(Although the intro did make me laugh and I want to see Nanny Pat)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
I lasted 2:44
It's one of those faked documentary programs, very shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)
they're not all bad My Life as Liz is mint

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Longer than me, you tough city type you.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)
You should.
I watched Pawn stars.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Once.
Or did you stay with it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Only once. I plan to watch more at the weekend though.
It's good for filling in those Saturday afternoon lulls.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)
That is what Jeff Stelling is for!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)
oh Kirk is cute

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)
I can't imagine he'll do owt for me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
yeah, he likes Amy though so, no worries mate

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Great quote from first episode
I just wish I could freeze her and unfreeze her in ten years time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
hahaha right
ew then that other bird comes walking up and he so blantantly licks his lips at her I want to vomit
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
I dunno about any of this but if your reading this JOANNA, YOU'RE A STUPID, HEARTLESS BITCH.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Take your meme and depart young man.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Waaaah Waaaaaah

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
I'm so behind
I thought he mistook this for the open question
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
There are no girls on the internet, Rory.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
*cough*

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)
It's just pixels, innit?
Pixels bashed out by sweaty, 30 something male virgins still living at home with their mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)
your mum, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
If I l still lived with my mum
I'd be slightly worried about the cramped living conditions and the smell, what with her having been in a coffin for nearly 20 years and all.

Plus she wouldn't do my ironing.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
who irons anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Me.
Oddly enough I quite enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
I used to think that until I came across B3ta's very own internet trollop
theadventuresofbelladonna.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
SHE'S HAVING SEX.
The bitch.

Edit: I love the word trollop.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)
EVERY DAY WITH LIKE SIX DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND NOW THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW
or more importantly her ex-fiancee who cruelly dumped her
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
drugs as well
shocking really
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
I smirked massively at the mention of 'comedy box sets'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Just you all wait till I start having sex again.
I will never fucking shut up about it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
knew the celibacy vow wouldn't last :)
let's see who breaks it first
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Do you mean you or me?
Or who pops my newly formed cherry?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I meant you or me
but take the cherry interpretation if you will. Apparantly celibacy rehymenates ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
It will be you hon.
I'd bet my pension on it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
I think I will find myself
with food money, if that was the case.

I can 99% guarantee it will be you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
You have youth and a busy social life on your side.
And God.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
I haven't had a proper boyfriend
for about two years (only occasional dates) and to be honest if between the ages of 20-22 I'm getting nothing, it's not going to change. I only attract freaks. And God's being a fucking bastard on this one.

I will put actual money on it being you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Gosh! I'm going to have to get laid just to make you feel justified.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Go for it!
Got anybody in mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Jeff Bridges.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
I should have predicted this
I too am expecting Christian Bale on my doorstep
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
To the nunnery with you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
alreet Hamlet

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
That's balls, I'm afraid
My driest patch was ages 19-22.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Any word from hot-bloke today berk?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
Nope
I shall not give in and text him first, either.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)
You go sista!
Girl Power and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt
for cancelling due to man flu, especially as I now have the plague myself, but I think he ought to make the move as I am still not happy about being cancelled on twice.
Anyway. How're you this evening, Jeff?
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
I have manflu and I'm feeling rotten.
Really rough with it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that
I think I just have a cold, but I'm feeling pretty manky regardless.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)
I'm coughing my lungs up
Have a temperature and have a bright red nose from having to blow it every 30 seconds.

Bad times.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Right thing there berk
though I disagree with your assessment of my situation 20-22 ought to be the best years surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
I suppose in theory
you meet the most people during your time at uni, and so it's more likely you'll get laid there. But of the five years I spent at uni, only 10 months of those were spent in actual relationships, and only one of those relationships actually got me any sex.
And now I have more male attention than I know what to do with, lol, so I would very much advise you to remain cheerful about the situation :)
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)
................And if all else fails.
There is always masturbation.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)
Actually that last bit sounds really up myself

(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)
Whereas my advice is EXACTLY that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)
Haha, you just made my cough my fucking lungs up laughing, you bastard!

(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Join the other thread.
This is too far to the right.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)
She's deffo out there, the new 'Belle de Jour' if you will
Producers will be kicking her back doors in, in no time at all
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Kicking her back doors in.
Is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)
more of a single entendre

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
I'm afraid so
It's got Viva or Dave! written all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

producers her ex
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
She wishes

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
I wonder if she has a comedy 'box'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I wonder if she's got syphilis

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
SHE HAS COCAINE
That's all that matters.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
You're really quite a cunt aren't you?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
It's appalling shit, which she's been spamming around
I don't think it'll be winning any awards
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)
True. However your trolling is hardly selective and it's not like you post much of any quality yourself.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
He is funny, that's all you need on here. Fuck all the petty shit
If it gets a laugh it flies.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
100% true.
Rory's no SpankyHanky, that's for sure.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
Thankfully. I dislike CuntyHanky as I think you know, but at least he posted stuff (albeit shite). This cunt just seems to pick on people and troll the hell out of them.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)
Doesnt everyone on OT hate the Hanky?
And I was always surprised that for someone that assumed he had so many friends, the Hanky never joined in with OT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
I was relieved he didn't join in here.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
I would have loved to have seen him go head to head with Monty Boyce.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Not always.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
I'm still crying myself to sleep because you called me a 'bi plumber'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)
If the shoe fits.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
A bisexual plumber's shoe?
And surely you mean 'if the cap fits'?

Or are contracetiveLOLS not allowed?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
is that like contraceptionLOLS?
(I imagine this to be like making an inappropriate joke just before penetration)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
yeah, contraceptiveLOLS
It was only a P, do forgive me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
I thought you meant contractive
and therefore thought myself to be all original

I am not, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)
What, like JLS Condoms?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
To be honest I can't remember why or when I called you a bi plumber.
It must have been for the lols.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
It's alright baby, I know you love my streetwise ways.
And the occasional DnB links.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)
No he's not.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Well it's a matter of opinion and who am I to tell you what you find funny
I think he is amusing and like his posts.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
How is forming a different opinion 'Trolling' ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Because it's clear that disagreeing is the same thing as being disagreeable.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Lies on the Internet shocker

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
For troll see Bert, intentional aim to cause upset.
If I think somethings shit I'll say so. I won't go pandering/ mandering/ or hugglewuggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
You is well ard innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
I LIVE BY MY OWN RULES

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
What about smoochie woochies?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
That's for the gays

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)
This.
The amount of times I got abuse from disasterprone for calling out shit as shit is the stuff that boring anecdotes are made of.

If shit stinks then I'll call it out.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
He's such a tool, he was crying about you the other day
WAAAAAAH WAAAAAHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Was he?
Where?

I found it hilarious that he said that I'm a 'cunt with no idea of proper behaviour' when he'd actually threatened me with physical violence for denouncing the Hanky as shit and defending my point of view.

The guy's a tramprimmer, he really is.

And he does that thing that wankers do, persistently calling me 'mate'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
He was being well hard in that post that bellawhatever deleted
He had the temerity to tell me to "fuck off". I've never been so insulted.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Yes, I was trembling with rage and unable to sleep last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
And he mentioned me?
What a cockmunch. Internet hardmen are fucking funny, aren't they?

I think he's sexually attracted to me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)
I think he hates you more than me for some reason. Albeit not for want of trying.
He's always knighting QOTW, it's his bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Wow.
I think it's because I spelled out to him just how hypocritical he is and told him that if he did 'give me a smack' then he'd get a whole lot more back. And that I'm not his 'mate'.

If you want a giggle I can gaz you the gaz chain in question.

What a cunt. What was he saying about me?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Hurtful stuff, you're a "Dickhead" etc
all fairly standard stuff, no mentions of mums thank god. Thanks for the offer of the gaz, I'll stick to not being privy to any of his private messages.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)
He's like the QOTW police.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
No you're just a cunt
and i'd like to see you bleed.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Bert used to be OK and genuinely funny.
The insults for insults sake got out of hand. I don't dislike the bloke but he definitely lost it somewhere along the way, which is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Agreed, I think it was a genuine mental headwrong breakdown
RIP Bertie
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Until his inevitable return

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
It's due. I can feel it coming like el niño

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
I can feel it coming like a tramp in Phil Collins's hair.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
*Sicks up a bit*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)
'I can feel him, coming in my hair tonight'
Oh Lord.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
*Golf clap*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Is that what it's called when Tiger Woods catches a dose?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
And subsequent banning again.
Oh for the old Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
When I joined Bert was in with the in crowd
one of the "old lags" who was in every thread, funny and incisive, at all the bashes. It'd be interesting to see if you could chart the decline via his posts (or are they unsearchable after the account is deleted?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
Not sure.
I met the bloke once. He was OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Of course everyone is entitled to an opinion, but you seem to phrase your opinions in a manner that seems designed more to provoke an angry reaction than to be constructive.

Don't get me wrong provocation is a good thing sometimes, but it seems cuntish to me when it is all you seem to contribute.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Dunno, I'm not really here a lot of the time, I'll stick to being Rory if it's all the same
People shouldn't post shit round here and not expect to be mocked. Similarly there can be some good posts that can be participated in. A lot of it can be grey and lifeless, so meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Well, this sure doesn't help the whole
'OT are all autists' thing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Go to www.richersounds.com
Brilliant deals and really helpful staff.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Agreed.
Free coffe and ice-pops in the summer too!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
What size of TV are you after? Do you use it for gaming? Listen to music through it?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)
I think it's just for the horse porn.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
So, a big one then

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
for the big horse bums

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
I love a bit
of horse porn, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Who doesn't?
Nice bum on a horse. I'm no pervert but I'd do one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Oh, I want a 37, but I'd settle for a 32
Needs one HDMI and a PC in, 1080p and that's about it, really. I'm not terribly fussy, but obviously the deeper the blacks and the faster the response the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)
Then a Sony is a good bet - they last well too - RicherSounds as mentioned by Bob above sell Sony so they're worth a look.
If Sony is a bit expensive then Samsung aren't too shabby.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
I have a Samsung and it works.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Samsung are fab but Sony edges it.
You won't be disappointed with either.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
I wish this pink wine would decide if it's sparking or not
and no, I shall not be driving after it

I think some people drink drive when they don't realise the booze hasn't left their system (ie next day)

also, when they are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Can you not jazz it up in a Soda Stream?*
*Can you still get soda streams?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
I used to have one, but that was the 80s and everyone did
I think it would be ideal for wine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
Get one, liven up your pink wine.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)
can't I'd have to drive
and only a twat would do that after pink wine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Depends how much pink wine you've already had.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
but red wines okay?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
I think white is OK, but the pinker/redder it gets
the worse
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Yes jeff you can I have one

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
Thanks Bob!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)
So far I haven't eaten it

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
heh heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
They recently relaunched
the soda stream. (Although it has always been available but no one noticed).
Damned expensive though.
www.johnlewis.com/Search/Search.aspx?SearchTerm=soda+stream#&&/wEXAQUHYWpheFVybAVORklML1NlYXJjaC9TZWFyY2guYXNweD9TZWFyY2hUZXJtPXNvZGErc3RyZWFtJk9NLUF0dHJTdHJpbmc9QnJhbmQlN2NTb2RhU3RyZWFtXG3XT/PG5NNzgsrXZ7+5F+6qfa4=
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

www.sodastream.co.uk/

There are loads of interesting flavours available too.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
"Short or tall, create a fizzy flavour with water from the tap"
"twist a little mixer, add a little dash; no trouble with the bubbles - shake it, just like that..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
It's the business it's the fizzness.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
Right I'm off to bed.
Play nice and last one turn the lights out please.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
bit early?
off to dream about mr bridges?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)
promise not to touch you while you're sleeping!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Night Blousie!
EDIT: Although you might started a new thread before you buggered off.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Best telly for the money at the moment
has to be the Panasonic 42G20B

www.dixons.co.uk/gbuk/panasonic-viera-tx-p42g20b-42-full-hd-plasma-tv-04853532-pdt.html

With Pioneer Kuro DNA in it, it truly is amazing for this price. A pal of mine got one delivered at the weekend and it was a thing of beauty.

You can use the code "TV40", to get an extra £40 off that price incidentally.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
So anyways
I haven't been here for a while.
What Have I missed over the last 6 months?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Good question for a new thread that. ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Might do that then
You see if I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)
Do it!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

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