When I was the alarm notification person at work
they would ring me at 2am to say the alarm was going off at the office. What the fuck am I really going to do about it at 2am? I was expected to go to the office and find out if it's a false alarm, but at 2am I don't really want to be faced with someone actually burgling the office.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Eggzackly
They assume you're going to switch off a false alarm, but the alternative is a no-way-Jose.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

If I had to get up and go to a shop at 2am and found someone there
I would cunt them in the fuck and tell them to have the decency to burgle people at a reasonable hour as some people aren't thieving cuntbags and have to GET UP IN THE MORNING
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I wish I was hard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

You are: 'hard in the boys' showers'.
Why is never a male B3tan who unwittingly sets themselves up for this gag?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Surely they would never be so daft

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Have you seen these idiots?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

What was I thinking?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I'd like to think I would do this
but in reality I think I would squeak and run away
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Yeah nice work 'Wolverine'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Playing dead is one of nature's greatest survival tools.
I would do that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I'm one of them, here.
I live over an hour away from my work. Imbeciles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

That's alarming.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

*shakes head slowly*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

There was a dodgy connection over Christmas last year and I had to go down there 5 times
Then it happened again, but I was drunk so I just didn't bother and no one even noticed, I felt so underappreciated.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)