I have been told by various people that I resemble
Sigourney Weaver's more effeminate sister (by Bert)
Twiggy (by my flatmate, after I had my hair hacked back)
Jimmy Page (thank you, Vipros)
Bruce Campbell but with less of a chin (several people)

So I think I'll run with the last one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

+ 'a complete fucking bender' (thank you Monty)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I was going to go with specific cases rather than just generic descriptions
As all the myriad variations on "massive flappy teapot" (ta, Noel) would be too much typing for my pathetic wrists to cope with.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I don't think you get to complain about people thinking you're old
if you're flattered to be compared to a man in his fifties.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

How old would he have been circa "My Name is Bruce"?
Either way, the man's wearing well.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

He's 52 now. So late forties, I guess? I don't know how long ago it was made.
Still haven't watched that, actually.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

No offence, but going by those bash photo's
I thought you looked liked a gay rapist.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

'no offence'
HAHHAHAHHAHHAH
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)