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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Since that thread is getting unwieldy
and related to 'Swipe being mad
What famous person would you like to look like?
Who do you look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:23, 218 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I DO NOT LOOK LIKE 'A HOT GARY OLDMAN'.
I do look like a hot Gary Coleman.

In truth there's no-one famous I'd like to look like, particularly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
It's true, you don't
There's a little similarity to Gary Oldman, but definitely not the 'hot' bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Whatchoutalkin'bout Willis?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)
I'm saying I don't find you 'hot'

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Glad to hear it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)
I though more Gary Glitter.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)
there was a guy in cardiff the other day who looked
EXACTLY like gary glitter (old, more recent child shagging version). He had a kid with him. Unless Mr Glitter has got more welsh, though I think it was OK
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Did you inform the Daily Mail?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
should have done
WHO ARE THESE SICK PERVERTS LOOKING LIKE A FAMOUS SICK PERVERT. BAN THIS FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)
Andrew Eldritch from The Sisters of Mercy
looks EXACTLY like Gary Glitter these days - to the point where I did a double take and thought GG must have made a new record when I saw him in a magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Blimey, I think there could be something in that
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Andrew_Eldritch2009.jpg
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Told you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)
Have you seen Katy Perry's Dad?
He's the same
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Funnily enough I haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
you mean you're not friends with him?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)
Well, check the link

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)
No resemblance at all.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

www.movieactors.com/freezes1/Dracula6.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)
that's more like it

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)
I'm glad we agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Robert Downey Jr.
Gollum.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)
which way round?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Which one would you prefer?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
well malformed fantasy characters are my thing
but isn't RDJ the guy from Iron Man?

tricksy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)
He is indeed.
Tough call.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
I've never been compared to anyone famous so I have no idea!
I kind of which I knew though!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
you look a bit like this woman
www.makli.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/cobie_smulders5.jpg

from How I met your mother

(one on the left clearly, not pregnant Willow)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)
oh... thank you!
I lik her character.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)
*ponders how he can say he thinks she is smoking hot without it seeming like some kind of sleazy come-on*
*fails to come up with anything*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
She's smoking hot.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
who would play you in your biopic?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)
ummm...
I have no idea! I've never thought about it. Maybe Eliza Dushku?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
good choice

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Sorry, that's not allowed
She is my future wife, she will be only mine to perve at

Plus, it'd be really odd to pull myself off over a film based on someone I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Possibly Jordan.
I'd put a bag over my head with eyeholes in, and jiggle my norks in front of a mirror.
I resemble a youthful George Clooney.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Oh loads of people, it's about 50/50 slight compliments and massive insults.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
I initially thought 'Damien Hirst'. This proved to be wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Shave his head & Chompy would look like David Yelland.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)
That's a new one,
I've had Jack Osborn, Jack Dee, Chesney Hawkes (wtf), Alan Carr, Pacey from Dawsons Creek and Gok Wan.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
I can see the Joshua Jackson resemblance
That's not an insult
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
I don't take it as one, that's probably the least offensive on the list.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

n insult come-on
Oh no wait, yes it is.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)
EUREKA!
Got it - you most resemble Kim Jong-Il.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)
perhaps like that half cow he made?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)
I'm going to go with massive insult

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
I've already pre-empted that up there^
plus I never smile.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Rswipe has just reminded me, you also look like a (much) thinner version of the NumaNuma guy!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)


(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)
I'm still going with 100% Jim Keats.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Apparently I look a little like Brendan Fraser

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)
After the incident with the bag of spanners, yes.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)
You do!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)
I don't see it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)
Ronaldo.
The gap-toothed pie-shovelling Brazilian one not the acne'd preening Portuguese one.

I don't want to look like anyone, thanks. Except me. Although at the weekend I was accused of modelling the "terrifying claymore-wielding extra from Braveheart" look, which kind of works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Apparently I look a little like Ian Huntley. I would like to be 3" taller and a stone lighter.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)
You don't look like him.
Brian Hequator looks EXACTLY like Raoul Moat though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)
I noticed that too.
The wife of one of my friends calls me Ian after Ian Huntley.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)
That's probably more to do with behaviour than looks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)
Brian might not know how to execute a frenzied, fugitive killing spree
But I bet Raoul couldn't make a comparable 'sammich.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Brian is an excellent chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
I'd like to look like Jay Harrington
Who played Ted in better off Ted but I actually look a fat unkempt version of the gay one in Westlife. Them's the breaks.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Hello
Are you new to OT or am I just really self involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)
both.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
I was setting Psychochomp up for that one
you stole his line.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
I'll survive I can imagine there'll be a couple of other chances to insult you today.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I don't post here very often
But today is the first week of a magazine cycle (ie not busy) and I am the only one in so I am not going flat out.

As to your levels of self involvement- it would be rude to comment.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
oh don't worry, I love me so much I wouldn't notice.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)
I have been told by various people that I resemble
Sigourney Weaver's more effeminate sister (by Bert)
Twiggy (by my flatmate, after I had my hair hacked back)
Jimmy Page (thank you, Vipros)
Bruce Campbell but with less of a chin (several people)

So I think I'll run with the last one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)
+ 'a complete fucking bender' (thank you Monty)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)
I was going to go with specific cases rather than just generic descriptions
As all the myriad variations on "massive flappy teapot" (ta, Noel) would be too much typing for my pathetic wrists to cope with.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)
I don't think you get to complain about people thinking you're old
if you're flattered to be compared to a man in his fifties.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)
How old would he have been circa "My Name is Bruce"?
Either way, the man's wearing well.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
He's 52 now. So late forties, I guess? I don't know how long ago it was made.
Still haven't watched that, actually.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
No offence, but going by those bash photo's
I thought you looked liked a gay rapist.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
'no offence'
HAHHAHAHHAHHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
used to look more like him
but this guy
img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071116/Hair/sock_l.jpg

don't know who I'd like to look like though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Are you as funny as Sock? (have you shagged your hot asian step-sister?)
I love Reaper. Another great show cancelled before its time.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)
Reaper was genius

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
you'd have to ask my mates
I have some freakishly similar clothes to him. He wears a green check shirt in one episode that is almost identical to one of mine.

My hair isn't like his anymore though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
haha, that is how I imagine you!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
bigger beard, different hair (now anyway)
and a bit thinner, other than that, spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
I couldn't think either
I thought of picking a really hot woman, but then I didn't want OT men going "phwoar" at my choice, as that'd be me and I'd be creeped out.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post933188

I would be happy to look more like her.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)
yeah, that would be good, she's quite tasty
her sister from that film looks really very nice these days
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)
she was well awkward looking earlier on
but yeah she's hot now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)
Not too far off.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)
I think we all would be happier too

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Says you Labs of the Jungle

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
You'd be all over me if I looked like that

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)
like stink on shit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Kitty doesn't like poo

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
I really would
I fucking love him. Especially in George of the Jungle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
*looks into gym memberships*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)
*goes to gym twice then forgets about membership*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)
More like
*goes to gym, has to wait 30 minutes for the 'roid users to free up the weights, feels lame when he has to change it from '1 ton' to 'twenty pounds', then down again to just the bar, pumps iron for 5 minutes, pulls a muscle and slopes off home*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

George of the Jungle. side me
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I'd like to look like David Tennant
Probably this guy -

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)
Well you do have a thing about frocks...
Ello Antiwotsit.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Alreet Pook'

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)
you wish
Tim Rice makes a proper hot lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Tim Rice?
EDIT: If this is a curry joke, I'm not amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)
haha
I couldn't remember which one he was and was umming and ahhing. Tim Rice wrote the words for the Little Mermaid didn't he? Silly me.

I'll leave it there though otherwise your comment wouldn't make any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
I know he's worked with Andrew Lloyd-Webber, and done some Disney stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
The Disney thing also applies to Tim Curry though

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)
I look like
no-one in particular. Get the fuck out of my face.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

...now
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
And then.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)
OI!
i would absolutely love to look like mila kunis. even just for a day.

in reality, i've been told i look like audrey from "twin peaks" (sherrilyn fenn, i think her name is). and right down at the other end of the scale, when i had short hair, dorothy from "men behaving badly". apparently it was a compliment if it was caveated by saying "a thinner younger version" (it wasn't).

people who've only ever seen pictures always say "you look like katy perry" but not one person who's met me in real life has said anything of the sort..... funny that...............
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
I don't think you look like her in pictures either
although I've only seen one or two anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)
katy perry?
thats just because of the hair colour surely?

could be worse, could be matthew perry
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)
or Luke Perry

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Or
Perry Farrell
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)
with the receding hairline?
nice
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
You'd don't need to look like any trashy celeb
you look ace anyway.

As does; Lusty, Monty, Madame M, Lampers, Captain V, Fat Al, everyone who I've met.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)
You look like Jack Skellington with an afro

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
what an incredible look!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
That's the best compliment I've ever received
I don't have an afro any more.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
Oh lol

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
awww
thank you jimmyboy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Aww thanks bbz, but you lie.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
Sherilyn Fenn
Is gorgeous though, so what's the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
I look a very tiny bit like a fat Adam Richman, who's an awesome person.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)
True!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)
I would like to look like Alan Rickman
He looks like the kind of guy who doesn't get bothered by chuggers and when he shouts "Sheiss dem fenster" people shoot the motherfucking glass dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)
have you seen how many people fancy him?
there are whole websites devoted to him. i remember someone saying something like "ooooh professor snape. our insolence must be punished."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)
he has a bit of a following
not bad for a balding 60 year old
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
NSFA
Rule 34 at work - rule34-images.paheal.net/_images/820dd3ae7293edb25ebfee8ef4353b32/37232%20-%20Cho_Chang%20Ginny_Weasley%20Harry_Potter%20Hermione_Granger%20PalComix%20Severus_Snape.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)
He is unconventionally handsome. He has an aqualine face.
I also get the impression that he's tall. Tall slim men always appear better looking than they actually are.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)
rob machado
apparently, though i no longer have the hair
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)
reckon there is anyone here other than you and me who know who that is?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
doubt it
he doesnt play football or belong to a soap opera :)
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)
have you seen Surf's Up?
the penguin voiced by him has big hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
yeah caught that a few nights ago
pleasantly surprised
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I love it.
there's a love of penguins in my household, as well as surfing, so it was bound to go down well.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)
It's brilliant.
My favourite line in that film is "why don't you go to the bar and get yourself a big bowl of shut the hell up"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)
googling a lot here
but is that guy's head way too big for his body?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)
his hair is

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)
I'm frequently told that I look like Gok Wan
which I absolutely cannot fathom, but it comes up so often that there must be something in it. Am willing to entertain other, preferably non-trolling, suggestions.

I'd like to look like Artem Chingvintsev
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)
In the bottom 2 photos in your profile you have a certain Gary Numan look

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)
this has put the numanuma guy in my head
NOT anything anyone would volunteer for!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
Can't remember what he looks like although I know who you mean
The members of O-Zone were just generic europop boyband material, so I think all resemblance there can be dismissed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Not that I don't appreciate the compliment,
but I'm seriously starting to wonder about the resolution that my profile pictures appear in on fellow B3tans' screens. So far these pics have drawn comparisons to Tom Cruise, John Barrowman and Johnny Galecki, none of which make much sense to me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
the top one (from a distance) has a hint of Johnny Galecki
I can definitely see the Gary Numan in the lower ones
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Are you sure that's not just the guyliner?
You can really only see my profile in the top one, I just really like it cos it's mid-Waltz
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)
you don't totally look like Numan
but there is definitely a resemblance
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
If you are who I think you are on FB
then I would agree that you look like Gary Numan.

EDIT - actually I could have just clicked on your profile on here. I stand by my original remarks.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Dare you to send who you think I am on FB a friend request
I tried that once. Got it wrong. Felt a complete twat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)
TBH you look really quite different in all of your photos
you would make a good spy, a quick change of glasses or hairstyle and you're a different person.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Hehe cheers
I do change my hairstyle about every 4 to 6 weeks, probably not frequent enough for MI5 but I could ramp it up it they came knocking. My chronic inability to keep a straight face in serious conversations might be a drawback though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
but I like Gary Numan.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)
Don't worry Monty, I'm not reading anything into it
I like Gary Oldman
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)
he was fucking brilliant at Sonisphere
also, he hasn't aged. a single bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Saw him sing 'Metal' and 'Cars'
With NIN on their last UK gig. Fucking EPIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)
I bet that was good

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)
It was a surprise guest thing
Although I knew about it before because Ancrenne got inside for soundcheck and texted me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)
He was legendary
but like you say, also worryingly unaged.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
gary numan is a cunt
and ruins EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
You look like a massive
bender etc. *sigh*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
In the 'awful hair pic' you look like Limahl. A lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I have no idea who that is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)
I once got told I looked
like a fat zara phillips.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Pob.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
whatevs moleboy

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Baldmonkey knicknamed me "Sex Offender Pob" =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
I would love to look like
Jeremy Irons in Die Hard 3. Pumped to the max, and wasp-waisted. Yum.

I was told once by a girl at a party that I looked like Al Pacino. But I think she was very drunk. In real life, I look something like James Spader (in a darkened room). Now all I need is a kinky secretary...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Kitty's looking at interviews, offer her the job

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)
I do have experience in one of those fields.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)
you can type?

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
yis

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)
You're
HIRED ! (whichever bit you don't know about, I can teach you later)
(TheImmortalJenkins, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Maggie Whatsit in that film is really rather sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I've been compared to Susan Boyle and Justin Hawkins (back when I had long ringletty hair)
I would like to look like Christina Hendricks, or Zooey Dewhatsit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Nahh, you look like the woman who did the voice of the Cadburys Rabbit

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)
You're a cunt.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)
Tee hee
/ac?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)
I have been told by a ridiculously large number of people
that I look vaguely familiar, but never that I look like someone famous. I wouldn't mind looking like Keira Knightley, she's very pretty, but she's even more flat chested than I am...
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)
OH MY GOD I completely forgot to check out your rack at the bash.
You'll have to gaz me a picture for evaluation purposes IMMEDIATELY.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Oh Wookie
:(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)
Oh wookiee
You've ruined the evening for me, you know that? I bought a new bra and everything, and you didn't even LOOK.
*sobs*
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)
It's ok I looked twice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)
BCC: GONZ, thank you very much.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Oooh you know my friend who I said looks like you, she looks like Kiera Knightley
so by proxy you also look like kiera knightley. She also looks like Ellen Page.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I don't look like either of them
not unless Knightley gets a few pies down her, anyway.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)
judging by photos i've seen
i'm starting to wonder if vipros is, in fact, me from another dimension
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I feel I should add my own so you can all panda me
but there is no way I'm posting a picture

I think I'd like to be like more of a actiony type of woman (angelina joli, but she has funny lips) or someone proper rock and roll like Courtney Love (awaits flaming)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)
like a b3ta hot or not...
fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)
There used to be one of those.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Pretty sure there is a b3ta hot or not

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)
you say Angelina Jolie has funny lips
and then you bring up Courtney Love?

*slowly shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)
Suppose so
but she's just cool in a way I'll never be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)
she's not
her music was entirely shit, she was a drug-addled bitch skank

she only ever looked vaguely passable in the video for Celebrity Skin and still didn't look as nice as the other bird in the band.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)
there's that one with curly hair
I'm crap at names. Yeah she was pretty. Maybe I want to be her
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
I think you're confusing cool with MASSIVE CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)
What, in a really drugged up, fucked up way?
I'm fine with being uncool if that's the other option...
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I still dream of living the rock and roll lifestyle
and being a jerk. In reality I can't play guitar well, I've rarely done drugs, never smoked and am more likely to be found reading or crocheting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)
Believe me, I feel your pain
I would love to be living the dream but in fact I'm just pretty damn dull. Hey ho.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)
Why not?
Here's a picture of me.

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(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)
i repeatedly get told
that I look like Chris Barrie and Hugh Dennis.

These same people often ask me why I'm grumpy and have a rather low opinion of humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)
Some people think I look like David Hasselhoff, but I don't see the resemblance

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)
i like this
and I hope it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)
That's me driving my talking car
I have an evil twin, you can tell us apart by his evil goatee
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)
No clue who I look like
But I was once told I looked like the welsh one from Eastenders (Lenny?) and once told Jimmy Nail (!). Neither is good......
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)
*there there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)
I need something a damn site stronger than there there.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)
THERE THERE
(Surely the capitals help?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

A little.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)
*Offers cuddle*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

*takes cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I like that photo, mind

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)
I once got told I looked like Rowan Atkinson
That was around season 1 of Blackadder when I wasn't bearded. Gee, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)
I've been told I look like the guy that plays Dexter
I don't see it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
I've been told I look like Alex Kingston (Moll Flanders and River Song from DrWho)
but I think I look more like my aunt.
She's not famous though.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Alex Kingston is lovely!
Curly hair, posh voiced and dirty - yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

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