nah, wednesday sucks
totally at work
still, only 2 hours to go
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What will you do when you get home?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

^ Shower and a leg-shave in my guess.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

haha didn't get to do it last night either!
roommates bro was sitting outside when I got home yesterday and I had to let him in and entertain him until she got home
then we drank
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

play with my dog and try to pretend I don't want the earth to swallow me up

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

What kind of dog do you have?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

black lab/pitbull mix

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Christ, no wonder she's daft

(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

but she's very pretty

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I was at home last weekend,
My parents dog didn't stop farting for three days
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

I doubt they fart only when you're there

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

She ate a bag of dogfood in one go
like 10Kgs worth
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

yeesh!
crazy bitch
my dog could probably do the same, tbh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Be glad it was just farts
I'm surprised she didn't fucking explode!
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)

She burns it off by headbutting crotches

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

is that a legitimate way to lose weight?
I may have to try that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Its worth a try
though I did mange to give a person a headfuck today
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

woah woah woah
don't need to know about your sex life, pal
j/k j/k
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Its not like that I blew the mind of a stupid person

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

go on, do tell

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)

There was a girl promoting the new style marlboros in the shop
so she was offering them for 4.75 a pack. So I gave her a fiver, and she couldn't work out how much change to give. So she pulled out a handful of change and tried to give me 60p because she didn't have any 5p coins. So I gave her a extra 5p coin and told her to give me another 20p.

She looked at me like I was trying to scam her and then to the other shop assistant who assured her that my maths were correct. I left at that point while she still was counting her change and making a 'deer int he hedlights' face.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

hahahahaha what sort of marlboros?
we've just gotten marlboro skyline, they're ming
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

marlbro bright leaf

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

are they menthol?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

hi-tar

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

loves it

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Dunno
It would take a lot to make me switch from lucky strikes.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Blended for the UK market apprently

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Why do you want the earth to swallow you up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

just a bad day :):):):)

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

And you've still got 2 hours of work to go.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

are you trying to say that it could totally get worse in the next hour and a half?
cause I'd believe you if that's what you were trying to say.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

What's gone wrong?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I just bit my tongue
lololol
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Oooh.
Once of those days.

What is it you do for a crust?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

work in a garage *flexes guns*

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)

In what capacity do you do garage-stuff?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

changing of the oil, the changing of tires, the emptying of trash, the sorting of paper work, the making of kool aid

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Cool.
You are a Kwik-Fit-Fitter!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBx6IjYrN1I

I hope that is EXACTLY how your working day is.

(What is Kool aid?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

yes, that is EXACTLY how my day goes!
kool aid is a powder drink mix marketed toward children
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

You can't get better than a Kool Aid mixer!
*I want to find our more about Kool aid*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

OH YEAH

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
*massive fives*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

*fives*

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

You can get it in the UK
Oi! K. What is the best flavour? Crystal Light or Hawaiian Punch?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

What is the hahahaha for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)

She's finally lost it.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

I think shes off showing the kwickfit vid to her workmates

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I hope so.
Kristine was mad for Aggadoo the other week too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Is there a anglophile 80's revival in the states?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

No.
Someone made a black-lace comment the other day, K didn't understand it so I posted a link to Aggadoo!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

neither hawaiian punch or crystal light are kool aid
they are their own brands
if you buy crystal light I'll have to punch you in the crunt sack
it's a pansy women's drink for dieters
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

I'm guessing the American versions of the drink
Are full of chemicals that are banned over here!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

damn the nanny state

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

It might be for the best though.
They could be horrible additives.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Mikeyboy bought some over the internet
maybe you're just a spacker
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I am a spacker.
This isn't news.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)