Supervalue sex
this reminds me of something that happened to a mate of mine - he was walking home from the busstop when he was offered some 'business'; he wasn't interested but the woman was quite persistent. Eventually he told her 'look, I don't even have enough money for the bus, that's why I'm walking', she asked him how much he had and he said 'About £1.50' and she said 'Well, I'm sure we could come to some arrangement...'

EWW.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hmm..
A friend of mine is an estate agent. They'd let a house out to what they thought was a respectable guy but started getting a lot of complaints from neighbours about "activities".

He went round to check and found that three fat toothless grandmas were operating a knocking shop there, and they offered him free sex for ever if he didn't evict them.

He evicted them.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Before or after the free sex?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Who'd pass up a freebie toothless nosh?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

He's got an eye for a bargain
He may well have had a go first.

And let's face it, who amongst us can claim a foursome with three fat grannies? Unless Peter Stringfellow posts on here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Wayne Rooney might have had a go.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

That's a point
He's stupid enough.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)