I would teleport
and I would use it for good so I'd never be too far away from my people any more

I'm glum, someone cheer me up, please
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:40, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why are you glum?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

being an emo wimp

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Have you self-harmed recently?
Apparently all the cool-kids are doing it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

remember cut down not across

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

nah, you're mixing up self harm and suicide
you just threaten suicide
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

threaten inspire
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

POTN

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Ta.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Pleasure.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I say I say I say ...
what did the leper say to the prostitute ?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

hmm, this is a joke I genuinely don't know the answer too
'i don't know'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Keep the tip

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

gah! hahaa
OK, that made me smirk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

So we are halfway there already..
hmm how to top this?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Ahh fuck this ill just link you some tim minchin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=78XrI_2bPVA
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

thank you
that was pretty cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Do you have enough happy yet?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

feeling less sorry for myself
cheers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

show us yer tits

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

(o)(o)
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

nice areolae

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

mtfu

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

this is what I must do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Do it with alcohol.
Or a blade.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

get boozed up and go stabinating? OK

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Alright madame?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

alright darlin
Did you see the mean picture Noel made link up there ^ somewhere
Or maybe the last thread....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I did. It gave me the raging horn.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

i doubt youre that much of a handful

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Shame you'll never know...

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

oh man
Really? Epic sadtimes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

I can hear your desolated weeping in Leamington all the way down the M40 to here in Kilburn.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

my tears will flood the midlands

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

How can someone so handsome be such a bastard?

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

because he hides behind his cute lickle beardy face

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

He does have a slight air
of a cute, mischievous child wearing a mans beard.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

your people? are you some sort of tropical villiage princess

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

i meant friends, didn't even realise I'd written that
weird. Some subconscious part of me thinks I own them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Check for a recipt

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

hahaha I still think of you as a princess, though
so, I hope you're wearing a bikini made from leaves and a headdress made of flowers
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

That's just my slobbing about gear
(oddly, after that 'who do you look like thread' I watch merlin with that clumsy princess in, I think I'm a fatter, bigger nosed version of her, at least when she was clumsy)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Who in this world isn't?
I am.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Do you get a certificate or something???
Mine must be lost in the mail.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Yes, I'm certified

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

luckeeeeeee

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)