I love the idea of closing down Derby
Can't imagine the 39 pence saved by not having to run it would go far though. Morning, by the way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was thinking of building a huge wall round about it
and letting it just decay naturally, back to nature. Some of the people may even (de-)evolve into a new species.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:30, Reply)

I dunno
They've been mating with sheep for years anyway, although if you've seen what passes for an indiginous woman in those parts it's almost understandable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:33, Reply)

To be honest
I've never been there. Is it as bad as Slough, or Swindon?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Can't comment on Swindon
but Derby is the worst place I've ever physically been. It's full of people from Derby, for one thing.

And I've been to Stoke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I'll see your Derby
and raise you Cumbernauld.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I'll see you Cumbernauld and raise you Trowbridge.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Never been to either
and have now crossed them off my list of places to visit in the UK. Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Ey up me dook

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I'm trying to be positive about Slough at the moment,
as I may move here next year. It's got plenty of ethnic culture. Good links to London. That's all at the moment.

I've only been to Derby a couple of times. It was very dull.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)

There are loads of nice villages about 15 minutes drive north of Slough.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

15 minutes 200 miles
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Last time I was in Derby, some bloke introduced my to his wife, sister and mother
It was one woman.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

You spoke to someone in Derby?
You of all people should know better than to fraternise with the opposition
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)