Oh Aberracion, if you weren't so lovely I would internet-bitch-slap you
Your post sums up why I hate Christmas, it's not nearly here, it's TWO pigging months away. From here on in it's going to be "What's everyone doing for christmas?" and "What does everyone want for christmas?" and "What would be your perfect christmas?"...for the next 2 months.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What about lunch? What're you doing at the weekend?
Are we nearly there yet?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Christmas threads are going to make lunch & weekend threads seem like a fascinating insight into the human soul

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

What are you having for lunch at the weekend?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

how would you go about
internet bitch slapping? in fact, what does a real life bitch slap look like? i thought it was when a girl slapped you.

and i know you're not a girl!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Not sure
but it's followed by a "Oh no you di'ent!" and some side to side head movements.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

And how do you know i'm not a girl?
Those photos I gazzed you could have been anybodys cock
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

i thought you said it was a hen?
my eyes, my eyes...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)